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STEVEN SEGAL VS. CHUCK NORRIS

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While recently watching Above the Law and The Delta Force in succesion of eachother, a

friend and I wondered who is more badass, Steven Segal or Chuck Norris. Naturally the question

then became, who would win in a fight? During peak performance, I go with Segal, I mean, he

stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the head. Plus. Norris needed more guns... Either way I present

you with this main bout...

 

 

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With opening matches between:

 

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and

 

 

lastsamurai02.jpg vs. travolta.jpg

 

 

Also, has anyone else ever noticed how the covers of Segal's many movies are almost interchangable?

I actually believe that the car on these two covers is the same, slight cosmetic changes, but its the same

car. I also think you could switch the names of the movies but it wouldn't make a difference as to the

plot or characters...

 

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned

beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

haha. i thought this was funny.

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Originally posted by shape1369@Dec 15 2005, 09:16 PM

Tell me this dude wouldn't win...

 

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ughhhhhh barf.

Imagine humping that foool...

I mean.. whith his hair all flying everywhere,,,

ughhhh :yuck:

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I watched:

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Yesterday, van damn was pretty fucking pumped.

Looks like he coulda shown anyone the door.

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Was it the movie where they put bits of glass on their fists? And the ugly guy in the background trains by kicking in an I-beam?

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Hate to break it to you, but I don't think that vanDammenation occurs, the dude is a ballerina.

 

 

Sometimes he forgets that and gets his ass royally handed to him in barfights.

 

Or at least that's what I've heard.

 

 

 

 

I haven't put the effort forward to actually research this.

 

 

-fuse.

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^It was on the news that VanDamnit got jumped by members of Hells Angels. I'm not sure why that happened though. Can't say that I care either...

 

 

Chuck Norris would win.

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Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Dec 16 2005, 12:33 AM

^It was on the news that VanDamnit got jumped by members of Hells Angels. I'm not sure why that happened though. Can't say that I care either...

 

 

Chuck Norris would win.

 

 

Chuck Zito. Alone. Knock Out. Van Damn Nigga loses.

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i forget where i read this.. but it was hilarious and the picture of segal rockin out on that guitar reminded me of it.

 

apparently segal is a massive jimi hendrix fan, so he got the bright idea to write a screenplay based on the life of jimi hendrix. he pitched it to some studios, but was unsuccessful landing a deal to make the film. not because the screenplay was bad, which was said that it wasnt and was actually good

 

BUT BECAUSE..

 

 

HIS ONLY STIPULATION WAS HE WAS TO PLAY THE ROLE OF JIMI HENDRIX

 

:huh2:

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