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rent a midget for the day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tue skinny, Sep 6, 2001.

  1. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    rent a midget for the day

    Discussion started by tue skinny - Sep 6, 2001

    has anyone rent a midget for a day?
    i heard they have body gaurds so you cant kill em .
     
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  2. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia 12oz Member

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    OGBforMumia - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    why would you want to rent a midget. just get one of your 3 or 4 year old cousins....
     
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    teister - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    why would you want to kill a midget?
     
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    *see-phore* - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    theres a huge black market for them....you can make $10,0000.00 of the lower jaw alone...very rare!jokes......why would you want to rent a midget?
     
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  5. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    tue skinny - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    i don t know i just wanted to see if anyone has ?
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    i do not see why midgets are so fucking amusing. wow...they are not the normal size of a normal person. astonishing. i know a midget who is a cool guy. and i could care less of his height. grow up.

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    Tofu 12oz Senior Member

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    Tofu - Replied Sep 6, 2001

    I agree with Makros...
     
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  8. Pistol

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    I wouldnt mind chillin' with my man Beatlejuice.
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    Pistol - Replied Sep 10, 2001

    What no body's ever rented one before? no funny stories?
     
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    YUshook - Replied Sep 10, 2001

    ok supposedly in philly you can rent a midget for $150 per hour and they come in a dog training suit. and you can beat on them and do wrestling moves to them and shit like that. i lived with four guys and 2 new years ago we were gonna get 1 for a big party but my herion addict roomate spent the money on dope so no midget!
     
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    Smart - Replied Sep 10, 2001

    well, for starters they don't know that many dirty jokes, and can't smoke cigars... but if you were a midget, I wouldn't rent you... nothing personal

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    deznatori - Replied Sep 10, 2001

    The hell with a midget. Does Gary Coleman still do parties?
     
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    Pistol - Replied Sep 11, 2001

    I think he's too busy being a virgin and playing with his toy trains. Except for the occasional radio interview. I could be wrong.
     
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