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rent a midget for the day

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tue skinny, Sep 6, 2001.

  1. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    has anyone rent a midget for a day?
    i heard they have body gaurds so you cant kill em .
     
  2. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    why would you want to rent a midget. just get one of your 3 or 4 year old cousins....
     
  3. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    why would you want to kill a midget?
     
  4. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    theres a huge black market for them....you can make $10,0000.00 of the lower jaw alone...very rare!jokes......why would you want to rent a midget?
     
  5. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

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    i don t know i just wanted to see if anyone has ?
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    i do not see why midgets are so fucking amusing. wow...they are not the normal size of a normal person. astonishing. i know a midget who is a cool guy. and i could care less of his height. grow up.

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  7. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    I agree with Makros...
     
  8. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I wouldnt mind chillin' with my man Beatlejuice.
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  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    What no body's ever rented one before? no funny stories?
     
  10. YUshook

    YUshook Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2001 Messages: 159 Likes Received: 0
    ok supposedly in philly you can rent a midget for $150 per hour and they come in a dog training suit. and you can beat on them and do wrestling moves to them and shit like that. i lived with four guys and 2 new years ago we were gonna get 1 for a big party but my herion addict roomate spent the money on dope so no midget!
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    well, for starters they don't know that many dirty jokes, and can't smoke cigars... but if you were a midget, I wouldn't rent you... nothing personal

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  12. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    The hell with a midget. Does Gary Coleman still do parties?
     
  13. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I think he's too busy being a virgin and playing with his toy trains. Except for the occasional radio interview. I could be wrong.
     
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