dr.testical Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 the last one i was at gets a 8 out of 10 for the girl guy ratio 4 girls to every guy and the fulll cabinet we found in the basement that was off limits to everyone but the guy throwing its close friends granted he had enough to supply everyone as it was on the other two floors. oh and the girls that were numbed up making out with anything, alot of two pump chumps got satisfied for sure. it was like a porn star party ladies were freaky , the dudes were gay but hey we took off with all the left over liqour at 9 the mrning after. oh and the kids house had some sort of sculpture you could go in out in his yard, i peed out of a whole with a turbonocking long piss streamed some feet, i had friends yell ay yall its beer. we got an underage drinker slurpin on me pissa becuase older dudes made him do snow - boarder shit.so he couldnt tell if it was beer of dr.testicals drinkpiss word to life and the aftermath of past out people getting postioned with odd positions with the same sex. im a sucker without pictures. - 15. but yeah word i havent been to something like that in a good year all the others were just regular amount of people nothing really wild except a few trashed people making idiots of themselves. but yeah if you want rate your last party you went to,. if you just sit around jerkin ya gerk to www.thehun.com and smoke weed then go to bed thats cool too. plus 5 if it was yours, plus 20 if you supplied a good amount of booze and enhancements to make it turbobetter. bu t yeah rate that shit or tell a story., i cant do the math for the last one i was at. you dont have to. jeesh im hyper peace kid g bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 The last one I got kicked out of after about half an hour. So yeah it gets maybe a 2. Right now I'm about to go holler at a few cases of Rolling Rock. I'll report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted June 10, 2004 Author Share Posted June 10, 2004 bummer, i have yet been kicked out of a party, rolling rock jyeah but yeah word the thought of going back and seting the place on fire didnt come to mind? i remember one time this kid had a lame party going so i got a bunch of people to watch me take his goldfish out the tank put it in the toilet and shit on them. yeah its official i shit on goldfish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 if pub crawls count than the last one I was at got a full 10 out of 10 it ended with one of my boys getting a ride to the hospital in an amubulance. apparently he passed out in someone's yard...and they called the cops. fuckers took his bike and didn't tell him. he finally got it back the other day. some bouncer busted out the brass knuckles...only to put them away after he started looking around at just how many chops he was gonna have to bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 damn.. i haven't been to an actual party in... damn, i dunno.. at least a year. last 'crawl' sucked... friends drank too much.. and ended up at a really really grimey strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 TIKI TWISTERS!!! party went on from noon to 4:00am. massive amounts of top-notch blender drinks good sunny weather and tiki torches enough hot girls for the single dudes to enjoy shroomaritas!!! etc. etc. etc. 9 out of 10 plus it was my party +5 plus it was overflowing with booze+ +20 my last party was 34 out of 10 !!!! and mamerro music was played.... for a charisma + 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 actually.. i was at one in feb. that i forgot about.. ended up drinking from aboput 4 pm to 2 am.. pretty much all free... i passed out, fucked up my face, had nuts dropped on my head, and had pictures taken.. so i guess i had fun... dont remember much after 10 except trying not to slip on ice, trying to tag someone's walla w/ krylon yellow :yuck:, and falling on my face. this sounds kind gay.. but i dont like parties w/ more girls than guys... girls are just kinda boring, and when there's that many, they ussually get all jr. highish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 oh.. and the next day, i had a bunch of people coming to me saying shit like "damn vanity, i heard you got tore up last night." "where'd you hear that?" "oh, this girl told me" "who?" "clarissa." "oh... i don't know her." "she's some graffiti groupie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 the last party i was at was last night at MY birthday.....being that i was the center of attention and everyone was buying me drink...i would say it was 10 of 10... hell yeah..http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/hellyeah.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 my last party rates a 5/10. it was at my house - my roomate threw a party and invited all his dirty, stinky, loser hippy friends. i stole a 1/2 gallon of rum and a 5th of gin from various mother-earth-loving idiots. i wondered to a neighbors and traded the gin for some herb. good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted June 10, 2004 Author Share Posted June 10, 2004 good to hear, key3rock if you dont mind i would like the recipe for the shroomaritas, how much exactly and what not im carrying a bundle now of them and looking to try it out, my emails iheartboobs@mail.com. holler at me switft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 last party was my homegirl throwing it 5/10 -some stupid white bitch stole some of my beers -there was this dime peice ive been jocking for so long, didnt hook up with her at all, i gave her some drunken massage but that was it, also found out that my boy hooked up with her a few weeks earlier -there was a "sober" group that chilled in the corner playing monoply (im not kidding) +lots of homeboys rolled through with lots of drank..a nice array of hard liquor to complement the 4 bud lights already in my stomach +these two chicks from my school let me drink alot of their gin and juice +got my swerv on pretty good +woke up the next morning and LORD OF THE RINGS was playing on dvd...drove home at 10 in the morning still drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 the last party was an 8 out of 10. the toilet got clogged. gangster rap. bling bling sf necklace that spins beer bbq good friends and seeing my best friends twat (which isnt new) looking at porn on the internet father freestyling father doing a bunch of drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 *believe* last party i was at... it was a rebel art show held in someones house. they had a keg of pale ale and a keg of some pabst...lol. everyone was so drunk, when someone snuck in a justin timberlake song, nobody tripped. party went on til 3am. ill give it a 10, because it was a very mixed crowd and i heard no complaints about music or atmosphere. oh, they had carrots and ranch dip too... :cool: healthy munchies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I had a BBQ on the 29th of may. The cops had to roll at 11:45 pm.... Seriously who's party gets broken up that early? notice the table in the foreground...later on in the night i got into a wrestling match with my boy and i wound up going through it http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280003.JPG'> One of my boys works construction and I asked him to bring over some lights....So he brings these fuckin DeWalt power lights...It was almost as if it was fuckin daytime http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280011.JPG'> not long after, my boys were playing beer pong on the table and you might say i went over to the table and "flipped it over"....somehow we started throwing this table around my yard and the goal was to see who could throw it the highest.... midway through competition, i tossed up the table and it came right down on my dome. I can't even remember this happening but my whole yard just stood in silence. anyway we started wrasslin' and eventually i got thrown through the table by this man: http://www.nolaces.com/5-16-2004/103_0374.JPG'> Brandy: Check Jack Daniels:Check Cheeseburger: Check.....Double Fisting at 6:17 a.m:Check that is the joker....he's a complete drunken menace. the picture is from a few weeks ago. if you haven't seen the joker in action, you haven't lived. He's somewhat of an urban legend in my neighborhood for his various classy acts. this is the joker helping me up after body slamming me through the table http://www.nolaces.com/6-01-2004/P5280014.JPG'> Right before we started fucking around and shit my neighbors were looking out their window to see what was going on ad shit...so they saw the whole table breaking incident and called the cops cause they thought it was a real fight. So after i got put through my own table i decide to forgo the bathrooms in my own house and use a tree in my backyard.... Who wouldn't? so john law rolls up and is like "Who's the owner of this house?!?!?!"..... so the whole party gets all silent and points to my drunk ass pissing on my own tree... the cops shine their flashlights on me and say "Put the penis away son" i was in dimension 7 by this time so i just shout back "That better be one of my boys or i'm gonna be really fuckin pissed!" needless to say my friend came over and informed me it was the police...so i was literally walking in zig-zags on my way over to the cops and i spread the crowd of people like moses spread the red sea cause i was walking so fucked up. i spoke about 2.5 sentences to the police before one of my friends decided it would be best if i sat down away from the police. anyway my girlfriend took care of me as i wound up throwing up at midnight in a bowl and then kicking it all over my basement rug and i was in bed by 12:15. the gf and my little sister had to carry me up two flights of stairs and put me to rest. You may ask, Who causes their own party to get broken up by the police? Then gets tucked in by his girlfriend and 16 year old sister? Only one of the realest dunnies out there of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartySchemeR Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 The last party i was at one white kid got jumpped by 6 black kids (madd funny) Some random old guy came through with a axe and partios hard hat...(he chopped down a tree in the back yard) and best part while the chick who owned the house was gettin dug out by my boy he caught black and chrome mop tags all throughout the the house! i kno ima asshole but thats y i dont have partys:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/zheglo/Page-14.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 i havent been too many parties recently.. more of a pub crawl kinda steez recently.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 The last party I remember was the get together we had here...It was a hella good time......Had a shit load of food and plenty of beer the entire night.......No drinking and driving for any of us....I would have had to rate it as about a 8.34 outta 10..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 the last party i went to gets a drunk out of 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 last party i was a was fucking ages ago, i mainly go to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 zero. i dont goto parties cuz im not cool like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 my last party was more of a wake and it was alright. 5 out of 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 WORD. I WENT TO SOME BANANAS OFF THE WALL HEADBANGER/RAVER/WEIRDO/GOTH PARTY AND ME AND 4 OF MY NIGGAS ROLL UP WITH BLUNTS AND NUTCRACKERS...SHIT WAS TERRIFIC...THEY WERE PLAYING THIS BONKERS ASS MUSIC THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD TO MY DRUNK ASS, SO ME AND MY PEOPLES STARTED A MOSH PIT AND STARTED MAKING OUT WITH WEIRDO BITCHES, AND THERE WAS A BITCH THERE THAT I HAD FUCKED BEFORE AND SHE DID A TOTAL IMAGE 180 AND TURNED INTO A "CLUB KID" IF THATS STILL A TERM...SO I BLAZED HER AGAIN, ATE A BUNCH OF SHROOMS DRANK A COUPLE 40'S SOME VODKA AND SHIT, ALL MY PEOPLE GOT RIGHT AND FUCKED SHIT UP, I SNATCHED SOME HOES PURSE AND WE ALL HIT THE CHICKEN SPOT. YES. M E R O E LETS GO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awarePTA Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 last party i went to i drank about 16 mgd's{without puking}then i boxed some girl,and i laid her punk ass out.i pwned her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 aware, i hope your a girl. anyway i dont remember being at any party. lately if i go somewhere its chill with beer and uhh.. i dont know bum fights on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 aware, what do you write in eugene? apparently we live in the same city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 4 monster bottles of jager vodka checkers kings table with jacks hard cola swimming pool fights with the neighborhood mexicans bbq my brother passed out in the street, laying in his own puke me almost drowing in the pool my best friend, swimming in his boxers briefs, flashing the ladies my boss/roomate slipping on the tile in the bathroom after getting out of pool, passing out for 12 hours, bathroom:locked all in all the things that went on were funny, that was a year ago, on my birthday, i have another one due in 9 days, well see how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by awarePTA last party i went to i drank about 16 mgd's{without puking}then i boxed some girl,and i laid her punk ass out.i pwned her. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I thought this thread would turn to shit, but it’s actually taking off quite well. *edit - no sense in boring you with details of a shitty party. There’s a house party nearby on Saturday – I’ll post up. It’ll be swell, hopefully. I am known to be a giant party animal when I want to be. Lately, I’m starting to catch on, and becoming a huge party animal if the situation warrants it. There’s no sense in dancing on the coffee table with a lampshade over your head if everyone else there is a freakin’ stiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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