l0rdka0s Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ehyo kitty cats... SO PEEEEEEEEEP IT DUUUUUN!!!!!!! aight this chick from last semester rembered me, and i never talked to her i just siad hi to her once. Now bare in mind that she is hella fuckin fine. Shes got perfect skin and doesnt have to wear makeup at all. So the question is should I ask for the number tomorrow at school or should i converse with her, adn mention that i got class at 415 but i came early to see her, and wait till thursday to get her digits and call her friday to hang friday night and get drunk with her gauranteeing a slot for possible makin out and messin around.... thoughts comments???? just bored here but it was on da mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 FIRST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Talk to her, get to know her, see if ya'll got shit in common, ask her if she wants to hang out, outside of school sometime, word go for that numba:lol: :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 ban him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 if you have ask.... well good luck with it, seems like you'll need it. and yes, girls who require no makeup are always high on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 whadda ya mean good luck im gonna need it!! Im man pretty! ahahahahaaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by robotripp Im man pretty! ahahahahaaah http://www.spnm.org/about/images/laughing.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 let me thumb through the players manual. ah yes, here it is. initiate conversation with target. make her laugh and or smile. now that she's feeling you...squeeze the trigger with this line, "you're pretty cool, we should go out some time. what's your number? I'll give you a call." if for some reason she comes back with the dreaded, "I have a boyfriend but thanks" line...play it cool, act like its no big deal and say..."oh, that's too bad." You have now secured the #1 contender space when she breaks up with that dumb-ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Hey Robo....nothing ventured, nothing gained...what's the worst she's going to say..."No"? As Lemy from motorhead once said "The only thing that i regret, i didn't take what i could get." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 yo steveaustin... you gonna send me a copy of that manual? I'm only teasing you robotrip because some things you shouldn't need to ask. They should just come naturally. and back to the player easy refernce manual... when you ask her if she wants to do something with you it should exactly like your asking an old friend. If a buddy says he cant hang out you dont get up set and you dont ask why. It's just like you ask her for the time and she says 'I dont have a watch' No biggie.. then continue with the conversation. If you get shut down and then bail out it will never work. Girls like a little persistance. Really. and if she doesn't give you the number but you still have a good conversation (make her laugh and smile while opening up to you) you can always give her your number. Dont ask if she wants it, just hand it over and tall her you'd really like to hear from here (and maybe say something like 'It would be fun to see you away from the school') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1HalfOfMe Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 it seems like you are planing to much...just talk to her and when u feel the time is right get the number. but then again you prob wont know if u are poating thise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 sigh Theres a girl like that at my school... very beautiful, very clear complexion, big brown doey eyes, beautiful body... had a class with her once and never talked to her. see her around but never talk to her. I wish there was some easy way to get her, me and my boyfriend together. at least me and her. oh, the woe of having a crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist I wish there was some easy way to get her, me and my boyfriend together. Hu???:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by Im Broke Hu???:confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Ahhhh... don't think about it. I'd suggest not even reading our responses to this. .GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 You guys have never talked, and you are already falling all over yourself and having all these expectations from her to make out with you. Get a grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ^^ boys. go figure. let's throw rocks at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Show her some of your amazing philosophical essays and wow her with your knowledge of secret societies and how they rule our world. You'll be hitting it in no time, trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 mamski knows the way to woo a woman! http://www.nls.uk/collections/rarebooks/images/freemasons.jpg'> nothing makes them moist like chanting in latin! (it works for the frat boys right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 put a large throwie of her name in a conspicuous place, somewhere that your sure she'll see it. make sure its more than a basic style(something more sophisticated than bubble letters), then write a nice compliment in one of the letters. if you have skills, let them work to your advantage. remember alot of girls like guys that seem nice so they can take him home to meet the folks, but deep down they want someone that knows how to act out of order and have a good time. so if your man pretty your half way there. make sure she knows you pieced her name, that should cover the other half of the equation and it will show her that your interested in her. i'm just taking a stab in the dark here... graff can get you girls, maybe not every girl but its helped me out every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ951.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by rinse put a large throwie of her name in a conspicuous place, somewhere that your sure she'll see it. make sure its more than a basic style(something more sophisticated than bubble letters), then write a nice compliment in one of the letters. if you have skills, let them work to your advantage. OR NOT! nothing says 'physco obsessive' like that. Do you reallythink that would work? If you feel the need to do something so stupid, at least do it out of the way and then take her there to show it to her. DO NOT even think about putting this up anywhere she might actually go on her own. wait... DO NOT even think about painting her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 nothing says 'physco obsessive' like that. -originally posted by kilo7 except maybe starting a message board thread about getting a girl you never even talked to before. do what you feel robo, you'll know whats apropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ^^ c'mon now...he said HI...once. ;) can't go wrong with the players manual. yo kilo...I'm thinking there could be some money in say a clif note translation of said manual. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist sigh I wish there was some easy way to get her, me and mero together. at least me and mero. oh, the woe of having a crush. MUMMA ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ASK ;) MEROE MLBRT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I THINK YOU MADE ALOT OUT OF NOTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 AS PROMISED. YO, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MENTION (IN A VERY SUBTLE WAY) THAT YOU CAME EARLY TO CATCH UP WITH HER. SAY SOMETHING LIKE "YO I BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU SO I CAME A LIL EARLY TO SEE IF I COULD CATCH YOU OUT HERE" THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE OR BREAK YOURSELF, IF SHE LAUGHS AND ITS A "WHAT A HERB" LAUGH, LAUGH WITH HER AND BE LIKE "YEAH I KNOW, BUT FUCK IT, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU" IF SHE LAUGHS A "TELL ME MORE" LAUGH AND/OR GOES "AWWW" BE LIKE "YEAH FOR REAL, SO WHATS UP? CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?" AFTER THAT ITS PRETTY MUCH A DONE DEAL, IF SHE DOESNT GIVE YOU THE DIGITS FORGET IT. M E R O E MLB BAWK BAWK CHICKEN CHICKEN BAWK BAWK CHICKENHEAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 "rejection over regret" handle yo bizniz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Originally posted by rinse put a large throwie of her name in a conspicuous place, somewhere that your sure she'll see it. make sure its more than a basic style(something more sophisticated than bubble letters), then write a nice compliment in one of the letters. if you have skills, let them work to your advantage. remember alot of girls like guys that seem nice so they can take him home to meet the folks, but deep down they want someone that knows how to act out of order and have a good time. so if your man pretty your half way there. make sure she knows you pieced her name, that should cover the other half of the equation and it will show her that your interested in her. i'm just taking a stab in the dark here... graff can get you girls, maybe not every girl but its helped me out every now and then. Viedotape her constantly and write I LOVE YOU in flaming gasoline on her front lawn. It works in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Ummm I like these dating advice threads cause I can see myself in your shoes when I was a bit younger and perhaps even shy... Its good that she remembered you, but I really don't think you should push this like you are. If you make plans like "I'll get her number on thursday so I can call her on friday and hang out the next day" it will never work out and you will become upset. Instead try this, show up early to class for another reason, I'm sure you can think of something, but make it a dumb ass excuse. Then when she asks questions tell her okay, honestly I came early to talk to you I enjoyed our conversation the other day (you did talk to her the last time right?), blah blah blah, how are you. I'm having a little get together friday night, if you're interested I can give you a call when its going down. Bada Bing you got her # and she knows you're going to contact her about the getting drunk. Thank me later... Milton/ Knows how to mack a broad, shes on your sack and balls... There was a "special" kid at my highschool that used to walk around going "Bawk Bawk CHICKEN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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