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near death experiences

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by slave_one, Feb 19, 2004.

  1. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    a co-worker of mine just got ran over by some reckless woman in her "brand new infiniti". she ran over a bus stop, a bus bench, and my co-worker bcuz he likes to take smoke breaks. he's a really nice, mellow guy who drives a norton motorcycle to work. why did it happen to him?
    we are all too shook to work.
    i hate bougee LA drivers.
    then she says "my car was brand new!"
    not even giving a shit about the person she just ran over.
    i bet you she was on her stupid cellphone. dumb bitch.
    at least he's alive.

    i myself have never had a near death experience, have you?
     
  2. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    YOU SHOULD RUN HER OVER AS PAYBACK.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    and soon to be insanely rich
     
  4. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    wish i could...unfortunately we were all working in our office when it happened.
     
  5. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    Re: Re: near death experiences

    indeed
     
  6. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    i cut my finger once.


    ouch. :eek:
     
  7. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    RICH LIKE CHOCOLATE BOY, RICH LIKE CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE. BOYEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  8. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    yes, papercuts are pretty damn painful
     
  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i've had one but i didnt get hit. one year as i was getting off from work (i think this was in 02-and the new years eve), and as i was getting ready to cross the street, some dumb ass in a SUV almost hit me. he came about an inch close to me. apparently the dumb fuck didnt see the red light and kept going. the guy behind me thought i was going to die.
     
  10. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i got me a papercut now.
     
  11. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    I'm sorry, that sucks.
     
  12. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    Almost drownd, Almost got shot, almost got ran over a few times..

    that shit happens to everyone..
     
  13. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    I too almost drowned twice, almost Broke my spine, n a few others.
    Now i know how 2 swim
     
  14. tru mukpeice

    tru mukpeice New Jack

    Joined: Jan 22, 2004 Messages: 44 Likes Received: 0
    i was crossin the street and some dumb bitch was going like 80 so i ran and she hit me with her mirrior so i guese if i didnt run she mite have killed me but i still, have nightmars about that shit


    third car been hit buy in 3 mounths i think ima start useing the side walk
     
  15. TresOne

    TresOne Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 447 Likes Received: 2
    when i was 6 years old, i was riding my bike with my friend, and as we crossed a (residential) street, some crack-head motherfucker smoked me in his truck. I say "smoked me", but really, he was going too fast, saw us, slammed on his brakes and sorta skidded into me. But still, stupid asshead hit a little kid on a bike.

    Strange thing is, i was perfectly fine except my left shoe fell off.. and it was laced up uber-tight.

    Oddness.
     
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