Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I just got back from a full night of traversing the city and linking up with peoples. Throughout the night, I met with lots of people, some friends, some morons, and some people I just met, so I can’t make a proper judgment. During the course of the night, I realized, once again, that white girls are hoity fucking toity! I’m serious, man! On the train, me and my friend were sipping on Triple Orange and small talking with just about everyone who looked our way. Out of all the ladies that even replied back to us were the black ladies. I ended up meeting a very nice chick (Yo, Trisha!) because she took the time out to tell us that we were fools and that Nike don’t do that warranty thing thing anymore (I’mma prove her wrong, watch). I already knew this, and you probably do, too. Black girls will talk to you. Yellow girls will talk to you only if you talk to them first. Indian girls will not even be there to talk to you on the train because they’re too busy studying math and obeying their parents and if they do, they’re mad boring. White girls will look at you and think they’re better than you, even though their pussy probably stinks with herpes and their ass is flatter than the stash of black Krylon I racked two days ago. I ain’t trying to be serious, but if you motherfuckers wanna discuss, go right ahead. And if some female, hoity toity white mod wants to close this shit, then go ahead. PS. I got love for all females, they just don’t love me back. *some minor editing action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 It's probably because you are brown, drunk, and on the train at night. If I was a rich white girl, I'd be scared of you too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 eh yo.. trisha is mine homie.. you best back off. :mean: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 i experienced this exact phenomenon today. the black girls at this shop i checked out were mad cool while the white girls at the pub looked at me like I was the ugly one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 fuck women.... no, seriously. get 'em into bed and make sweet love to 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Dazzle has a point, but effyoo’s point can beat it in an armwrestle. For what it’s worth, I’m thinking about a career change. I think dishwashing could be fun, and an easy way to make minimum wage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 http://orangeride.com/archives/2001/meghansbirthday/ibie_ass.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 do it man, there's nowhere to go but up... well, i was just relating my experience, so who knows.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerqueen Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: the content on this thread is true to the title. good shit. you made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I dunno... not me. I'm ugly and girls of all races will converse with me... even rich white ones. You've got it rough, bub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo do it man, there's nowhere to go but up... well, i was just relating my experience, so who knows.. For real, I think I might. A buddy of mine used to wash dishes at one of the most expensive restaurants in town, and he said that when the busboy came back with a dish of really expensive calamari, motherfuckers would almost come to blows over who would eat the leftovers. As for your experience, what better indicator than personal experience? Killerqueen, you laugh because you know it’s true – you got any stories? 26sided, I talk to all types of girls all the time, no doubt. In fact, most of the girls I’ve fucked have been white. It’s just that I notice a big difference in them. Also, through experience, I’ve come to realize that most white girls in the States are sluts, whereas over here, they think they are all Cleopatras. No joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I have had the displeasure of working as a dishwasher. Don't do it. Worst job ever. Well, probably not ever, but it was pretty shitty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 haha, you're asking for so much trouble with this one, man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X (Yo, Trisha!) :lol: 12oz props yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity http://orangeride.com/archives/2001/meghansbirthday/ibie_ass.jpg'> :lol: its like, theres this big ass and he could be smiling about that.. but he might be gay, and lord only knows what the camera man is doing so.. this photo is ...magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 where do you live? cuz that can have something to do with it apparently on the west coast, and vancouver, we're supposed to be really friendly so maybe you should try your luck here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 i agree with the west coast thing, sarahyoulose. i think i just got a bad batch today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Fuck that shit, the west coast is nothing but drama drama drama..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose where do you live? cuz that can have something to do with it apparently on the west coast, and vancouver, we're supposed to be really friendly so maybe you should try your luck here? fuck vancouver i was back ther for 2 days and needed to get teh fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Most of the black girls I talk to don't chit chatter with white guys that have shaved heads, tattoo's, and drink Heinekins... :o My ex was half black, but I don't know if that counts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose where do you live? cuz that can have something to do with it apparently on the west coast, and vancouver, we're supposed to be really friendly so maybe you should try your luck here? Yeah, you could be right. The old adage goes, If you can get laid in Toronto, you can get laid anywhere. Maybe I would have a bit more luck in your part of the land. But then again, I’d figure that the Alberta motherfuckers know what they’re talking about. After all, the white girls are probably a generation behind on the trends and think they’re on some haute couture shit while the black girls are just suicidal over the fact that they’re in Alberta and think they should maybe move. That’s probably why they’ll talk to anyone, hoping that this person will be their saviour. Are there even any other types over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 analyzing the opposite sex again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X But then again, I’d figure that the Alberta motherfuckers know what they’re talking about. After all, the white girls are probably a generation behind on the trends and think they’re on some haute couture shit ...... Are there even any other types over there? hahaha oh man, you see that nail? you hit it right on the head! I mean there's always the exceptions, but they're few and far between... as for the other types, they move to Vancouver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs fuck vancouver i was back ther for 2 days and needed to get teh fuck out. What are you saying? The herbs alone would have me washing dishes for ozeees on top of ozeees. On that note, my friend related to me a little story. He was just in NYC the past few weeks for work, and happened to hang out with an airport security guard on Puerto Rico Day or some shit. The dude was like, “oh, you’re from Canada? You must smoke the good shit,” and my friend was all cocky, saying that he smokes the best of the best. After meeting the dude after work and getting picked up in a Navigator decorated in Puerto Rico flags, they went and picked up from some guy. Buddy says that he hasn’t smoked anything like that in years. Like it was some crazy skunk chronic that you couldn’t walk past any group of thugs with a well wrapped 5 piece in your pocket without getting your pockets emptied. Never woulda figured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X But then again, I’d figure that the Alberta motherfuckers know what they’re talking about. After all, the white girls are probably a generation behind on the trends and think they’re on some haute couture shit while the black girls are just suicidal over the fact that they’re in Alberta and think they should maybe move. That’s probably why they’ll talk to anyone, hoping that this person will be their saviour. Are there even any other types over there? Hahahaha....hey, maybe you've never heard of West Edmonton Mall? We know fucking fashion..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one analyzing the opposite sex again? analyzing? You dirty girl, you! What’s popping, slaverino?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ^^ LA is the same too god, i'm on a posting spree tonight *edit - re: the NY weed thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X What are you saying? I just hate Canada all together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X analyzing? You dirty girl, you! What’s popping, slaverino?! haha nothing much man; i just get a kick out of your straightforward thinking when it's outloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 As long as it ain’t a kick in the gut, I’m happy. Hey, slave, may I ask you a question? I mentioned this in another thread. I saw this anime movie, “Kai Doh Maru” at Blockbuster the other day. Have you seen it? It’s made by IG Productions (Ghost In the Shell, Blood: The Last Vampire, etc) and the art looks hype. Should I spend my 5 dolla on a rental? I trust your opinion, if you have one. Btw, I was high as fuck, and while watchin Macross again, I almost cried at the love story between Minmei and Hunter. I used to know an Asian girl named Hunter. I think that’s a great name for a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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