Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/eye.jpg'> Tuesday... i'm going to pick her from work and as she rushed to get in the car, she hits her eye on the edge of the car door, she automatically covers her eye with her hand, i realise shes in pain and i'm thinking something real bad is goin on. After i took her hand off to examine the thing, i see a tiny tiny spot there...like a moskito bite or something...second by second the fuckin thing was bruising its ass out getting colorfull aswell...after 10 mins when we reached the closest place we could get some ice, it was already swollen and bruised...after half an hour the pain was way less...so we went to eat something, then to a store, then for a walk...all that time i noticed people checkin me out way to much, i didnt realy get what was that all about...then it all made sense through the eyes of an old lady in the bus stop...she was looking me with hate and despise and my girl with pure femminine sympathy...motherfuckers thought i beat her!!! i got so pissed with the granny i tossed a "what?!...you want one to?" line..she silently moved on shakin' her head. The days that followed till today (i shot it today, it looks half bad as it did the first days) my girl told me that whoever asked her what happened and she told the real story didnt bought it..they all were like "bullshit, you're boy is hitting you..." all i wanna say is that to much TV destroys your brain maybe...fuckin assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 hahaha, 12 views in 30 seconds proves my point...you cornballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 word up. you gotta let em know, tesser.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Hey............I beat all my ex girlfriends, honestly! It's kind of hard to hide it! No one believes you! Just kidding.............but people love to point fingers...........be careful of even going in public around other people in a situation like that! If someone you know were to see you with her.....oh boy..... it's really hard to shake the stigma! :o They're going to automatically assume that you've hit her when you hadn't! It's fucked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 fuck that sucks man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 yo dude, you're fucked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 tell them your girls clumsy.. i could have easiely done the same shit.. i run into shit all the time.. dont stress it. ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 actually i dont give a fuck...i was just surprised so many people reacted in the same retarded way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract actually i dont give a fuck... yes you do, and you know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? nothing i already told the bitch twice. :beat: seems your girl only needs to be reminded once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 hahhahaha, a quick learner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Drew Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Know what 1000 battered women all have in common? Not one of them knows when to shut the fuck up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Next time she runs to the store for a pack of smokes for you she'll run faster and more carefully eh? nice eyes too man. :patsback: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 she looks pretty. even with a bum eye-piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 i just slapped my brother for talkin a gain of shit and trying to push me. he's like me when i was his age and im like his father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensnsa Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 haha.. that shits funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 just tell her to watch where she is going next time huh? then you can avoid telling old ladies you will give them black eyes.. on second thought, black eyes are rad, will your car give me a black eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 brown eyes are the dopest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>excellent job tesser, make sure she can still find her way to the kitchen though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 TELL PEOPLE THAT IT WAS A SEXUAL ACCIDENT :freak2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bufme1 Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 http://www.m3-access.com/icon/emoticon.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Towley Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Once in a lifetime One time me and my ex ho were on the way to school She goes to open the door and bam, she clockers herself right in the nose Picture this Walking around school holding the hand of a girl with two black ass shiners Ho looked like a raccoon Needless to say i felt like everyone was stairing at me Not to my suprise they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Asickeronius Hey............I beat all my ex girlfriends, honestly! It's kind of hard to hide it! No one believes you! Just kidding.............but people love to point fingers...........be careful of even going in public around other people in a situation like that! If someone you know were to see you with her.....oh boy..... it's really hard to shake the stigma! :o They're going to automatically assume that you've hit her when you hadn't! It's fucked! i HAD THAT HAPPEN IN HIGHSCHOOL...STUPID GIRLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Hahaha .. you rule, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 aw poor girl (seriously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Tuesday... i'm going to pick her from work and as she rushed to get in the car, she hits her eye on the edge of the car door[/b] hahahaha clumsy bicth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 http://image.wisecart.co.kr/co_img6/wavetracks/Sleeping_With_The_Enemy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee I BET YOU HIT HER AND YOURE JUST COVERING FOR YOURSELF word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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