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I beat the shit out of my girl...

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Guest imported_Tesseract

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Tuesday... i'm going to pick her from work and as she rushed to get in the car, she hits her eye on the edge of the car door, she automatically covers her eye with her hand, i realise shes in pain and i'm thinking something real bad is goin on. After i took her hand off to examine the thing, i see a tiny tiny spot there...like a moskito bite or something...second by second the fuckin thing was bruising its ass out getting colorfull aswell...after 10 mins when we reached the closest place we could get some ice, it was already swollen and bruised...after half an hour the pain was way less...so we went to eat something, then to a store, then for a walk...all that time i noticed people checkin me out way to much, i didnt realy get what was that all about...then it all made sense through the eyes of an old lady in the bus stop...she was looking me with hate and despise and my girl with pure femminine sympathy...motherfuckers thought i beat her!!! i got so pissed with the granny i tossed a "what?!...you want one to?" line..she silently moved on shakin' her head. The days that followed till today (i shot it today, it looks half bad as it did the first days) my girl told me that whoever asked her what happened and she told the real story didnt bought it..they all were like "bullshit, you're boy is hitting you..."

 

all i wanna say is that to much TV destroys your brain maybe...fuckin assholes.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

hahaha, 12 views in 30 seconds proves my point...you cornballs

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Guest beardo

word up. you gotta let em know, tesser..

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Hey............I beat all my ex girlfriends, honestly! It's kind of hard to hide it! No one believes you!

 

 

Just kidding.............but people love to point fingers...........be careful of even going in public around other people in a situation like that! If someone you know were to see you with her.....oh boy..... it's really hard to shake the stigma! :o They're going to automatically assume that you've hit her when you hadn't! It's fucked!

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tell them your girls clumsy.. i could have easiely done the same shit.. i run into shit all the time.. dont stress it. ;]

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Guest imported_Tesseract

actually i dont give a fuck...i was just surprised so many people reacted in the same retarded way...

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Guest diggity

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

 

nothing i already told the bitch twice.

:beat:

 

seems your girl only needs to be reminded once

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Guest imported_Tesseract

hahhahaha, a quick learner...

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Guest Dr. Drew

Know what 1000 battered women all have in common?

 

Not one of them knows when to shut the fuck up!

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Next time she runs to the store for a pack of smokes for you she'll run faster and more carefully eh?

 

nice eyes too man.

 

:patsback:

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Guest TEARZ

she looks pretty. even with a bum eye-piece.

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Guest willy.wonka

i just slapped my brother for talkin a gain of shit and trying to push me.

he's like me when i was his age and im like his father

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just tell her to watch where she is going next time huh?

 

then you can avoid telling old ladies you will give them black eyes..

 

 

 

 

 

on second thought, black eyes are rad, will your car give me a black eye?

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Guest willy.wonka

TELL PEOPLE THAT IT WAS A SEXUAL ACCIDENT :freak2:

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Once in a lifetime

 

One time me and my ex ho were on the way to school

She goes to open the door and bam, she clockers herself right in the nose

Picture this

Walking around school holding the hand of a girl with two black ass shiners

Ho looked like a raccoon

Needless to say i felt like everyone was stairing at me

Not to my suprise they were

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Originally posted by Asickeronius

Hey............I beat all my ex girlfriends, honestly! It's kind of hard to hide it! No one believes you!

 

 

Just kidding.............but people love to point fingers...........be careful of even going in public around other people in a situation like that! If someone you know were to see you with her.....oh boy..... it's really hard to shake the stigma! :o They're going to automatically assume that you've hit her when you hadn't! It's fucked!

 

i HAD THAT HAPPEN IN HIGHSCHOOL...STUPID GIRLS

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