kodak Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Turn off all the lights in your house. The Amish have no electricity, which means every sexual encounter takes place by romantic candlelight. Wear plain, modest clothing, which covers up most of your body. All the more to intensify the feeling of discovery when the clothing comes off. With the revealing fashions many women wear today, there is no surprise when the clothing comes off, and thus, it is less of a turn-on. Purchase some farm animals to keep around your yard. The Amish are constantly around farm animals that are reproducing. This reinforces the fact that sex is natural and that man is a sexual animal as well. Regularly read the Bible, a book which encourages a healthy sex life between husband and wife. Turn off all radios and TVs. Hide any movies or mainstream newspapers or magazines — so there’s no comparison between the “perfect” media fantasy people and your own romantic partner. Buy a butter churn. When you see your partner churning away, it’ll be an erotic sight that you won’t soon forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 no condoms either i don't think amish fuck unless they tryin to make babies. that weird al video was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 kodak is a nut. :nut: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 You wouldn't have electricity for tv's or radio's. Besides, Amish ladies have beards. This would kick ass if it didn't suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 read that again buddy.. he's telling us, people who live in houses with electricity, how to have sex amish style. turn off the lights, tv, radio, etc.. get it? it's not so difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 I fuck bitches Menonite stylee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 What's electricity? No, if you really wanna do it Amish style, throw your fuckin T.V. off the stairs. Good try though. I'm talkin Al Queda style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT I'm talkin Al Queda style. I don't think anyone here is interested in fucking a dead goat in a cave, of course, alot of y'all suprise me sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 with romantic torch light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 hahahaha.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 dirt habit you'd have sex amish style is i asked you to ::give sexy come here baby look::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Who would want to have sex Amish fantasy style....I bet all they do is recite the prayers while fucking and then all they can think about is when they will next be in church.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 torch light dinner of cave geckos/bats/rodents.... afterwards bearded man stares longily into shifty bearded lady's "take me right now in this cave and shuck me raw baby yeah" eyes, followed by the bearded clam surprise. Wooo, I need to go dry off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 sounds romantic when are you going to pick me up? play on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 ......Your fired from 12oz........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 dude amish people r so dope..................they can work for me anytime,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Don't forget to beat the shit out of your kids and raise a barn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 amish people suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Kettiecat sounds romantic when are you going to pick me up? sorry babygirl im taken :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 idiot i mean really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 yay for the amish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 lust after the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 ooo id love to churn her butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 how do you have sex normally ? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by krie how do you have sex normally ? :confused: definately not amish style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 how do you have sex normally? *insert human biology lesson here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Originally posted by krie how do you have sex normally ? :confused: Insert tab A into slot B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 round peg, round hole square pegs dont fit correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Originally posted by kodak Turn off all the lights in your house. The Amish have no electricity, which means every sexual encounter takes place by romantic candlelight. Wear plain, modest clothing, which covers up most of your body. All the more to intensify the feeling of discovery when the clothing comes off. With the revealing fashions many women wear today, there is no surprise when the clothing comes off, and thus, it is less of a turn-on. Purchase some farm animals to keep around your yard. The Amish are constantly around farm animals that are reproducing. This reinforces the fact that sex is natural and that man is a sexual animal as well. Regularly read the Bible, a book which encourages a healthy sex life between husband and wife. Turn off all radios and TVs. Hide any movies or mainstream newspapers or magazines — so there’s no comparison between the “perfect” media fantasy people and your own romantic partner. Buy a butter churn. When you see your partner churning away, it’ll be an erotic sight that you won’t soon forget. post a flick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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