casekonly Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 DOG CONDOMS ya know, i hope ole' 'sparky' thinks to use the ribbed kind, and i hope that mutherfucker turns them inside out when he uses them. _______________________________________________________________ What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In? Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners. How Effective Are They? Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms. Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself? No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom. What About Female Condoms for Bitches? We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007. What About Loss of Sensation? Just like with human condoms, the dog may experience a slight loss of sensation. However, the condoms are made of a very thin latex which should transmit heat well, a key factor in creating a lifelike feel. We are also experimenting with new scents, which work like a "doggy Viagra", providing further sensory stimulation. When and Where Can I Buy Them? We are planning a roll-out for fall 2005 with wide availability at major pet stores and convenience markets by the beginning of 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA ths has got to be a joke, and if its not, it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 The title and sub title alone made me laugh. I'm going to look at the link and other stuff you typed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 it should be a joke, but what if sparky wants to get him some and he doesn't want the ahssle of puppies and late night calls of 'you my baby daddy'? you know sparky is a high roller with no time for the youngins'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 04:46 PM DOG CONDOMS Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself? No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom. Quoted post well if sparky wants to get down, then that son of a bitch can learn to put it on himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m+Mar 29 2005, 05:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MLTf4nt0m - Mar 29 2005, 05:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 04:46 PM DOG CONDOMS Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself? No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom. Quoted post well if sparky wants to get down, then that son of a bitch can learn to put it on himself Quoted post [/b] that's what midgets are for. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 i shouldn't say anything, but damn...i mean, meat flavored condoms shoulda given it away. let your dog out, doo'. nikka don't have to worry about no dog condoms, March 22, 2005 Dog Condoms I just learned while perusing the indispensible Museum of Hoaxes blog that you can now purchase meat-scented condoms for your dog online. "Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control," announces a blurb on DogCondoms.com, "it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control." It's a joke, of course — not that any dogs I know are going to get a big whoop out of it. A WHOIS lookup lists the owner of the domain as Pretzel Publishing, which touts itself as a producer of Web sites offering "sex-positive education and humor." Other sites erected by the company include MasturbateForPeace.com and ViagraPhilosophy.com. Visit them at your own risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 06:50 PM it should be a joke, but what if sparky wants to get him some and he doesn't want the ahssle of puppies and late night calls of 'you my baby daddy'? Quoted post Mmmm... puppy assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 06:58 PM i shouldn't say anything, but damn...i mean, meat flavored condoms shoulda given it away. Quoted post meat flavored condoms could possibly de-throne the dutch oven as the best bedroom prank ever....i need those, stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Mar 29 2005, 05:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Mar 29 2005, 05:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 06:50 PM it should be a joke, but what if sparky wants to get him some and he doesn't want the ahssle of puppies and late night calls of 'you my baby daddy'? Quoted post Mmmm... puppy assholes. Quoted post [/b] hahahaha ew dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 just get your dog fixed...I mean shit just by terminology they obvious come broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Thats just wrong hahahahahahaha....... on another note..... i actually think some humans should be forced steralised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 29 2005, 06:46 PM We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners Quoted post ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 this reminds me that i needa get to the store to get some HUMEN condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Over 46 million dogs have suffered genital mutilation in the US As in getting spade(sp?)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 there's nothing funny about losing half of your dog house because you came in some bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 are you serious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Mar 30 2005, 12:47 PM there's nothing funny about losing half of your dog house because you came in some bitch. Quoted post he's right, you know? "hi, i'm troy mcclure and i would like to take a moment to talk to you about dog condoms and their effectiveness against the spread of unwwanted puppies. after all, who needs a pregnant bitch when you're just tryin' to get yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I've got a huge pitbull at my house right now that would be the Ron Jeremy of doggy porn stars..hahaha this asshole has the biggest wang ever,... this picture doesn;t even begin to show the dangers that come from his man muscle.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 why? why? why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Hey Casek...He's looking at you funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Originally posted by ClueTwo@Mar 30 2005, 02:38 PM Hey Casek...He's looking at you funny.. Quoted post edit for work insanity. i thought about that comment and decided it was quite odd. of course my dick is bigger, i'm casek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 i'm hijacking my own thread for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Now THAT is what I'm talking about...Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 VFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 that fly in urinal thing is perfect. who'd of thunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 i feel sorry for the person who has to put it on . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 i was horrified last night. my mom was watching that new bravo show called something like"dog show moms and dads". they were trying to breed a couple german shepards. they go to the vet, pull out a pastry bag/"artificial vagina" (actual term) AND START JACKING THE DOG OFF. i could have gone a long time without ever seeing that. i was screaming. they had the dog sniffing on the girl dogs ass to get him up. ewwwwwwwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 There is no fucking way I will ever be putting a condom on my dog...Or taking one off for that matter. What the fuck is wrong with the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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