james206 Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 Post your crooked/corrupt cop stories... they are fun to hear.. -ADIDAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoione Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 my friend tony got stuck with his left leg handcuffed to his right arm behind his back. He was also wearing a pink jump suit with a big ass dildo strapped on at the time of the occurance, this was a really wierd thing to see. one time a cop took a blunt out of my backpack and kept it and charged my for litering. this all took place in oregon, go figure. ------------------ 283 pig bunisher sugoi desu ne das facha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 i know a kid who got arrested for taking a picture of a cop...how fucked up is that??it wasnt like dude was undercover or anything, what the fuck makes them different from anyone else that you cant take a picture of them? my friend always rolled his own cigs. so when he got taken in they took his papers and tobacco and were all gettin on him about how he had weed or other drugs mixed in, of course he didnt though....so he spends the night in a holding cell getting harassed and then gets slapped with a fine which i think he got out of by taking it to court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 footsoldier: Ive seen similar instances that never ended in arrest. One particular I was at a show and the police were called over because of kids getting drunk in the parking lot. They stopped the show for a second and the owners of the venue warned everyone not to make a bad situation worse and all they had to do was a head count. So they came in and one kid with a camcorder started video taping them and following them wherever they went. It was pretty funny shit, he was asking them to jump in the pit and dance with everyone, and saying: "Can you feel the unity tonight, officers?" They didnt take anyone away either. Maybe it effected them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 i used to get arrested b/c the cops would try and tell me my car was stolen! this happened @ least 6-7 times..a few of which a gun was pulled..grrrrr.. ------------------ what a shame..an empty kid trying not to fall & hit his empty head---charles bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 i saw a cop punch a bum cause he asked him for a buck...wtf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meta4 Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 do you guys know what its like to have your throat grabbe and a gun shoved into your eyball socket by a cop??.......me neither,but one of them fuckers tried to run me over while i was runnin from his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 we got some shitty cops in the rich towns in michigan beverly hills is really rich, snobby town more cops per person ( 1 cop for every 16 people ) than any city in the country im told im sitting in my friends driveway in our car at night when 6 or 7 cops run up on us with guns drawn they search the car illegally, find weed and booze then they arrest us in his own driveway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 I coulda sworn Beverly Hills is in California. But anyways 1 cop for every 16 people is BAD. How many in your town?32? ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANSWER Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 friend was arrested. no rights were read to him. but somehow, the cop mysteriously remembers reading them.... cops are the root of all evil. remember i said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 at the end of every school year there is a big ass water fight in the school parking lot. juniors skip, seniors skip...all to get as many H20 ballons as possible..right. So we are going at it for about a half an hour, and cops start showing up, everyone doesnt notice them for a while, then more come in, i think 6 cop cars were there total, but we dont pay them no mind cause we're having fun right. and so this kid who is 2 weeks away from graduation starts throwing H20 ballons at the cops, doesnt even make it to them, so he goes closer, still only hitting in front of the car, well finally he says fuck it and runs up to the cop car and throws one right smack dab in the middle of the windshield and runs away. by this time everyone stopped throwing them at each other and we are chanting him on. so the cops come over and the kid surrenders himself, while a crowd of about 250-300 kids start going "BOO!!! LET HIM GO PIGS!" and they hall him off in a car. well after that i thought my school was gonna be a riot scene. mad crazy people were pissed off throwing water ballons at anyone. even admisitrators. but then they calmed down. and peace was restored. by the end of the water wars 11 cop cars were by the side of the parking lot. ready to beat the shit out of us if we started rioting. but they still woulda been out numbered. haha suckas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/betty/betty_rubblesmall.JPG'> "one time a cop killed my husband. ha. best day of my life. now im free from the cancer of moronic behavior!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 i had a pig lie on me in court saying i was doing a blue a gold piece on the side of the highway.i never used gold paint in my life. and i hadnt even started to paint when they rushed the spot.fuck them.and fuck the judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 my brothers freind has this kind of blindness where you can only see straight ahead.. like when they put those blinder things on horses. so hes walking down some stairs here in seattle, adn deosnt see 2 cops walking tword him. he acidently bumps into one of them, and, taking it as an attempted asault, they proced to beat the fuck out of him and break on his leg. and then arrest him [This message has been edited by Ammo (edited 08-12-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRabbit Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i have a story it didnt happen to me but this kid i know was asking this guy, how to get to the mall, so the guy said wait here, 20 mins later he came back with some cops, and they arrested him for grand theft auto, so he had like 4 bucks and some weed on him, the cops said they thought he stole the money from one of the cars so they took it and they said he stole the money in the report and then they gave him back the money. and then they said he had 1 oz of weed when he had 1/8, but they never charged him with the auto theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 JUST POSTED THIS ON FUNNY STORIES, but....a while back I had this new airgun I got as a joke present. I was on the roof shooting it at my friend, and we hear this knock on the door. We open it and a full swat team comes in, and I have two cocked police issued shotguns in my face. They put us on the ground and searched us and kept the guns on us. Then they pulled me up, slammed my friend against the wall, and searched my whole house looking for this gun. I told them where it was, and the whole time I was screaming it was fake. They take me up the stairs, with two guns on me, and go up to my room. I see it and I reach down to show them and they are like screaming and pushing me and yelling and shit...real power trip. So this asshole SWAT guy picks up the gun and the batteries fall out. He gets all pissed off and pushes me down the stairs and starts telling me he would have blown my head off and I would have made front page news. They were like, we kill people, we don't hesitate anymore. So we got in this huge argument with the police and then the chief calls and tells them they can't be there anymore. They had squad cars all down the block. This lady comes down with a police escort and it tuns out this crazy woman called and said there were two kids with automatic M16's shooting at people... She got her whole family on the floor and had one of those "OH MY GOD HE"S GOT A GUN!" muffled conversations with the dispatcher. Now I dress slightly gothicly, without being gothic by any means. I wear black ben davis's...band shirts...labeled as a hardcore kid. The whole time, with guns to me I am getting yelled at like you damn columbine kids and this and that about how we are gonna destroy the world. Anyways, the lady moved away, and the neighbors never looked at me the same.... ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/ri/misc01/images/animatefrink.gif'> WITH AN EDGE SO STRONG IT CAN'T BE BROKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 all cops are crooked. they breath dishonesty. ive been choked by police officers just for talking when they've asked me to, arrested and charged for things that the officers admitted i wasn't doing and a bunch of other shit. ice t should have written the national anthem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 The first time I heard that song I thought he was saying Drac-u-la instead of Cop Killa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*mojo-jojoh * Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i bought some tweak of of some cop... i also talked to a police man that killed a kid...he was feeling pretty proud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 never met a crooked cop. they're all pretty ridgid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 you guys ever hear of a code blue? if you know a cop.... hell tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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