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buying flowers for the lady: HELP

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by serpent of the light, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light 12oz Member

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    buying flowers for the lady: HELP

    Discussion started by serpent of the light - Jun 29, 2002

    alright, all you pimps 'n ladies help me out here. i've never given a girl a flower before, for many reasons, but now i want to. but i have no idea what to get, except not a fuckin red rose. i've been told to think like her, get a flower like her... which means dick to me.
    she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee. does that help???

    help me out people. thanks.
     
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  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    tiger lilies
    orchids
    or a white rose symbolizing purity.
     
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  3. Poop Man Bob

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    Ask the florist wherever you decide to go ... just don't get roses. ... too cliched.
     
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  4. imported_splint2

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    imported_splint2 - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    tiger lily, day lily, star gazer lily...lillie's is the best type of flower, they dont need much water, adjust well to temperature and light amount well...also, they look fucking cool
     
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  5. serpent of the light

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    serpent of the light - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    well i'm veggie too. she's a good girl. great girl actually.
     
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  6. Dyptheria

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    Dyptheria - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    she sounds confused, get her an assorted bouquet
     
  7. pukey1

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    pukey1 - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    buy her some bud...or buy it for me... either one works i guess
     
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  8. the shitz

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    you sound like my friend cuz today he asked me where to buy flowres and what kind for his girlfriend

    o yah roses suck get tiger lillies
     
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  9. jah

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    jah - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    get gardinias. they smell hella good and girls like em.
     
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  10. jah

    jah 12oz Elite Member

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    jah - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    haha


    dude, thats my favorite flower too.
     
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  11. space

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    space - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    flowers are trite, make her somethin instead.
     
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  12. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    Step 1 : Buy her a red rose.
    Step 2 : Go home.
    Step 3 : Place rose in oven on baking tray, leave oven off.
    Step 4 : Wait 4 days , check on rose every now and then.
    Step 5 : Give girl dried out Artsy Fartsy dead rose.
    Step 6 : Enjoy her smile.
     
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  13. SHELLTOES

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    SHELLTOES - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    tell the florist "i want a mix of something for ten bucks". works for me.
     
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  14. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jun 29, 2002

    Run. As far as you possibly can.
     
  15. dukeofyork

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    dukeofyork - Replied Jun 29, 2002


    you might want to stay away from the color white.


    she is an ex coke head after all....
    wouldnt want a relapse now, would we?
    ;)
     
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