serpent of the light Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 alright, all you pimps 'n ladies help me out here. i've never given a girl a flower before, for many reasons, but now i want to. but i have no idea what to get, except not a fuckin red rose. i've been told to think like her, get a flower like her... which means dick to me. she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee. does that help??? help me out people. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 tiger lilies orchids or a white rose symbolizing purity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Ask the florist wherever you decide to go ... just don't get roses. ... too cliched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 tiger lily, day lily, star gazer lily...lillie's is the best type of flower, they dont need much water, adjust well to temperature and light amount well...also, they look fucking cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted June 29, 2002 Author Share Posted June 29, 2002 well i'm veggie too. she's a good girl. great girl actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by SkyDancer666 emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian she sounds confused, get her an assorted bouquet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 buy her some bud...or buy it for me... either one works i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 you sound like my friend cuz today he asked me where to buy flowres and what kind for his girlfriend o yah roses suck get tiger lillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 get gardinias. they smell hella good and girls like em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by pukey1 buy her some bud...or buy it for me... either one works i guess haha dude, thats my favorite flower too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 flowers are trite, make her somethin instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Step 1 : Buy her a red rose. Step 2 : Go home. Step 3 : Place rose in oven on baking tray, leave oven off. Step 4 : Wait 4 days , check on rose every now and then. Step 5 : Give girl dried out Artsy Fartsy dead rose. Step 6 : Enjoy her smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 tell the florist "i want a mix of something for ten bucks". works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by SkyDancer666 she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee. Run. As far as you possibly can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy tiger lilies orchids or a white rose symbolizing purity. you might want to stay away from the color white. she is an ex coke head after all.... wouldnt want a relapse now, would we? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup i wouldnt be buying shit for an ex crackhead/vegatarian... get a new woman man... trust me, im saving you time.... tease:D and what the hell do YOU know about women??? ;) just fuckin with you tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Are2 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 a man once gave me a large bouguet of flowers that he had picked out himself..that was the best but, if you're looking for a single flower, make it something exotic..like an iris or an orchid or lily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 i am telling you dude...lily, any type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 get her a "spring arrangement" i use to work ina flower shop and if you go to most any florisit and say id liek to get a nice spring arrangement for a girl they will hook you up if there cool. alot of fuckin dipshits would come into this shop i worked in and they would be all liek "yeha i want roses" save that shit for the anniversery buddy cause you aint gonna have no big guns if you bust out the roses early. and plus it might scare her. roses are pretty serious type thangs. so go for a spring arrangement. lots of pinks and shit liek that. and ask them to just be creative with it. ~plats :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 http://www.snfisher.com/Plants/thumbs_d/mi_2017-Lily_JPG.jpg'> http://www.mycountrygarden.net/flowers/faz/l/limage/7pink.lily.jpg'> http://www.mycountrygarden.net/flowers/faz/l/limage/5yel.lily.jpg'> http://www.mycountrygarden.net/flowers/faz/l/limage/4pinkish.lily.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted June 30, 2002 Author Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by KING BLING http://www.snfisher.com/Plants/thumbs_d/mi_2017-Lily_JPG.jpg'> i like that one a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/Image15.jpg'> "hi i like flowers i talk in a monotone voice please imagine me talking very monotone i promise i talk very monotone almost like a robot and i also do not pause at any point in my talking i think the ending of sentences is a dumb idea i am monotone ah yes i am monotone flowers it is great or something i guess yeah monotone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 get a tulip simple yet sophisticated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 I worked at a flower shop for a bit, and I always had a lot of fun making creative boquets for ramnce-goers....but I have to agree that the single red rose is corny. Girls want something creative and thoughtful. You should pick out the flowers that you think are the prettiest, and get help from the florist. I used to make cute little boquets with Forget-me-nots that work perfectly for this! Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to her so she can carry it around for the evening - she will feel so special but it doesn't say anything too heavy. You can get away with spending a little, but make something really cute and nice that she will appreciate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by platapie get her a "spring arrangement" i use to work ina flower shop and if you go to most any florisit and say id liek to get a nice spring arrangement for a girl they will hook you up if there cool. alot of fuckin dipshits would come into this shop i worked in and they would be all liek "yeha i want roses" save that shit for the anniversery buddy cause you aint gonna have no big guns if you bust out the roses early. and plus it might scare her. roses are pretty serious type thangs. so go for a spring arrangement. lots of pinks and shit liek that. and ask them to just be creative with it. ~plats :king: I know - some of the guys that came to my shop would ask for help, THEN refuse to take it, THEN proceed to pick out the ugliest flower combo. Then there's the guys who will never get anything other than one rose - first off, guys: that's just corny and cheap. If you are gonna get roses, get a bunch and make sure its serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/Image15.jpg'> "hi i like flowers i talk in a monotone voice please imagine me talking very monotone i promise i talk very monotone almost like a robot and i also do not pause at any point in my talking i think the ending of sentences is a dumb idea i am monotone ah yes i am monotone flowers it is great or something i guess yeah monotone" cheee-hee makros is busting out da winnas. but about the flowers, get her daisy's. there nice and friendly, she sounds like she's like them. or maybe tulips, those are dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 http://www.cartogra.com/rs/B7726020-8BCE-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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