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buying flowers for the lady: HELP

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by serpent of the light, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    alright, all you pimps 'n ladies help me out here. i've never given a girl a flower before, for many reasons, but now i want to. but i have no idea what to get, except not a fuckin red rose. i've been told to think like her, get a flower like her... which means dick to me.
    she is: blonde, petite, short, emo, christian, an ex-coke head, vegetarian, and she drives a jeep grand cherokee. does that help???

    help me out people. thanks.
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    tiger lilies
    or a white rose symbolizing purity.
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Ask the florist wherever you decide to go ... just don't get roses. ... too cliched.
  4. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    tiger lily, day lily, star gazer lily...lillie's is the best type of flower, they dont need much water, adjust well to temperature and light amount well...also, they look fucking cool
  5. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    well i'm veggie too. she's a good girl. great girl actually.
  6. Dyptheria

    Dyptheria Guest

    she sounds confused, get her an assorted bouquet
  7. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 2,996 Likes Received: 0
    buy her some bud...or buy it for me... either one works i guess
  8. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    you sound like my friend cuz today he asked me where to buy flowres and what kind for his girlfriend

    o yah roses suck get tiger lillies
  9. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    get gardinias. they smell hella good and girls like em.
  10. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2

    dude, thats my favorite flower too.
  11. space

    space Member

    Joined: May 17, 2002 Messages: 320 Likes Received: 0
    flowers are trite, make her somethin instead.
  12. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Step 1 : Buy her a red rose.
    Step 2 : Go home.
    Step 3 : Place rose in oven on baking tray, leave oven off.
    Step 4 : Wait 4 days , check on rose every now and then.
    Step 5 : Give girl dried out Artsy Fartsy dead rose.
    Step 6 : Enjoy her smile.

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    tell the florist "i want a mix of something for ten bucks". works for me.
  14. Run. As far as you possibly can.
  15. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    you might want to stay away from the color white.

    she is an ex coke head after all....
    wouldnt want a relapse now, would we?