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a tough decision

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Mar 25, 2003.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth.
    They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at
    approximately 3:00 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe
    France from the face of the earth forever.

    France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send
    all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of
    the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the
    war on terror overseas.

    As the President, you must decide:

    Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage
    live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning?


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  3. A meteor that will wipe out France will also wipe out the entire earth.
    So the president and you and everybody else would be dead...

    The end.
  4. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    i thought you were supposed to be a hippy...i don't like france, but i don't dislike them because they aren't supporting us on our war on iraq. watching innocent people die...isn't that what we are supposed to be fighting against?
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Dubya would send a 'space-drilling-team' to mine the asteroid for oil.
  6. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    it would be just like that movie armegeddon, bruce willis would die and ben affleck would fuck liv tyler.
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    NNOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    i'd fuck liv tyler
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I'd fuck the elven version of Liv Tyler.
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Liv Tyler is so hot I'd fuck the Hobbit version of her! (drunk)
  11. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    good idea...

    on another note I ALREADY FUCKED LIV TYLER

    na na na na boo boo :tongue:
  12. johnny

    johnny Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i heart french women
  13. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    now, we're talkin a meteor that would destroy only france right? Not a meteor the size of france. Id tape it and pretend like i never got the memo on evacuating france. "Oh this is terrible why was i not informed."

    i can already imagine his speach

    "We will not rest until these evil space rocks have been brought to justice. We can not stand idly by and continually let these acts of genocide against the people of earth continue. There is no where in space that you can hide."
  14. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    save there asses.

    then drop them all off in Iraq (because france is now destroyed) then watch all the extremist iraqi muslims (the people all those french hippies love so much) kill them for being so free spirited, gay, and not muslim.
    yay! :eek:
  15. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    wrOng! theyll ecsape in an interplanetary emergency escape craft to mars where there are secret underground area 69 bunkers