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a tough decision

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Guest beardo

You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth.

They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at

approximately 3:00 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe

France from the face of the earth forever.

 

France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send

all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of

the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the

war on terror overseas.

 

As the President, you must decide:

 

Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage

live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning?

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Guest imported_Europe

A meteor that will wipe out France will also wipe out the entire earth.

So the president and you and everybody else would be dead...

 

The end.

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i thought you were supposed to be a hippy...i don't like france, but i don't dislike them because they aren't supporting us on our war on iraq. watching innocent people die...isn't that what we are supposed to be fighting against?

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

...and ben affleck would fuck liv tyler.

 

NNOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by mr_president

watch it live while recording it, then sell tapes on ebay...

 

©

 

good idea...

 

 

on another note I ALREADY FUCKED LIV TYLER

 

na na na na boo boo :tongue:

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now, we're talkin a meteor that would destroy only france right? Not a meteor the size of france. Id tape it and pretend like i never got the memo on evacuating france. "Oh this is terrible why was i not informed."

 

 

i can already imagine his speach

 

 

"We will not rest until these evil space rocks have been brought to justice. We can not stand idly by and continually let these acts of genocide against the people of earth continue. There is no where in space that you can hide."

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by beardo

You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth.

They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at

approximately 3:00 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe

France from the face of the earth forever.

 

France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send

all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of

the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the

war on terror overseas.

 

As the President, you must decide:

 

Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage

live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning?

 

save there asses.

 

then drop them all off in Iraq (because france is now destroyed) then watch all the extremist iraqi muslims (the people all those french hippies love so much) kill them for being so free spirited, gay, and not muslim.

yay! :o

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Originally posted by Europe

A meteor that will wipe out France will also wipe out the entire earth.

So the president and you and everybody else would be dead...

 

The end.

 

wrOng! theyll ecsape in an interplanetary emergency escape craft to mars where there are secret underground area 69 bunkers

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Re: Re: a tough decision

 

Originally posted by uncle-boy

save there asses.

 

then drop them all off in Iraq (because france is now destroyed) then watch all the extremist iraqi muslims (the people all those french hippies love so much) kill them for being so free spirited, gay, and not muslim.

yay! :o

 

:lol:

 

great idea!

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

Dubya would send a 'space-drilling-team' to mine the asteroid for oil.

 

HAHAHAH..

 

 

jesus christ..

 

 

i'd watch it live.. all reality and theory aside.. it would be fucking hellarious.

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Guest 7126

give an order to shoot the meteor in to pieces in space.........and everyone is happy(except the fact that millions of little meteors come down raining on the to the earth)

 

 

imagine they all fall down on iraq and wipe out sadams army:burned: and we win the war:D

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Rescue the hot chicks that are familiar with razors.

TP the Eiffel Tower.

Then split.

Take the chicks to Iraq for the brave soldiers in Iraq doing mop up duty.

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Guest willy.wonka

i would tape it and watch it in the morning

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Guest WebsterUno

no problem.

 

I think its some good info,

people should know 'whats the dilly', right?

 

I wonder if anyone else took the time

to read it. Its lengthy, but good.

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