Guest beardo Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 3:00 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the war on terror overseas. As the President, you must decide: Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 watch it live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 A meteor that will wipe out France will also wipe out the entire earth. So the president and you and everybody else would be dead... The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 i thought you were supposed to be a hippy...i don't like france, but i don't dislike them because they aren't supporting us on our war on iraq. watching innocent people die...isn't that what we are supposed to be fighting against? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Dubya would send a 'space-drilling-team' to mine the asteroid for oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 it would be just like that movie armegeddon, bruce willis would die and ben affleck would fuck liv tyler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Zack Morris ...and ben affleck would fuck liv tyler. NNOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 i'd fuck liv tyler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I'd fuck the elven version of Liv Tyler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Liv Tyler is so hot I'd fuck the Hobbit version of her! (drunk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president watch it live while recording it, then sell tapes on ebay... © good idea... on another note I ALREADY FUCKED LIV TYLER na na na na boo boo :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 i heart french women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 now, we're talkin a meteor that would destroy only france right? Not a meteor the size of france. Id tape it and pretend like i never got the memo on evacuating france. "Oh this is terrible why was i not informed." i can already imagine his speach "We will not rest until these evil space rocks have been brought to justice. We can not stand idly by and continually let these acts of genocide against the people of earth continue. There is no where in space that you can hide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by beardo You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 3:00 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever. France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country. Many of the ships and planes you could be sending are being used to fight the war on terror overseas. As the President, you must decide: Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live, or do you tape it and watch it in the morning? save there asses. then drop them all off in Iraq (because france is now destroyed) then watch all the extremist iraqi muslims (the people all those french hippies love so much) kill them for being so free spirited, gay, and not muslim. yay! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Europe A meteor that will wipe out France will also wipe out the entire earth. So the president and you and everybody else would be dead... The end. wrOng! theyll ecsape in an interplanetary emergency escape craft to mars where there are secret underground area 69 bunkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Re: Re: a tough decision Originally posted by uncle-boy save there asses. then drop them all off in Iraq (because france is now destroyed) then watch all the extremist iraqi muslims (the people all those french hippies love so much) kill them for being so free spirited, gay, and not muslim. yay! :o :lol: great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Dubya would send a 'space-drilling-team' to mine the asteroid for oil. HAHAHAH.. jesus christ.. i'd watch it live.. all reality and theory aside.. it would be fucking hellarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 give an order to shoot the meteor in to pieces in space.........and everyone is happy(except the fact that millions of little meteors come down raining on the to the earth) imagine they all fall down on iraq and wipe out sadams army:burned: and we win the war:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by johnny i heart french women mmm Sophie Marceau. :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg'> Yippie Kay-Aye Mr. Bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Rescue the hot chicks that are familiar with razors. TP the Eiffel Tower. Then split. Take the chicks to Iraq for the brave soldiers in Iraq doing mop up duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 *more fuel* http://www.fnord.net/~phollmer/war.txt go there, now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 i would tape it and watch it in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 no problem. I think its some good info, people should know 'whats the dilly', right? I wonder if anyone else took the time to read it. Its lengthy, but good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 charging 10 bucks a head to watch it live on my big screen....:burned: :krunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Ten bucks to watch it? How about a discount for a good ol friend from waaaaay back. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg'> Yippie Kay-Aye Mr. Bush! good one:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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