mr.yuck Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Yo. Fuck that suit. I think it would feel a little something like this: Imagine if you will, Barry bonds stepping to you in his prime and just straight crankin you center mass in the chest with a bullet taped to the end of the bat. You're dead. Your sternum is cracked up. You have organ damage from the impact. Now imagine the home run kings lined up just straight drilling you in your shit back to back within 2 seconds. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Yo. Fuck that suit. I think it would feel a little something like this: Imagine if you will, Barry bonds stepping to you in his prime and just straight crankin you center mass in the chest with a bullet taped to the end of the bat. You're dead. Your sternum is cracked up. You have organ damage from the impact. Now imagine the home run kings lined up just straight drilling you in your shit back to back within 2 seconds. You sounding like a bit of a pussy today. You alright? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, LUGR said: You sounding like a bit of a pussy today. You alright? Yo my credit score is higher than it's ever been due to some careful fuckery on my part. I got something to live for again and this suit ain't part of it 😂 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 My morality is flexible, though. If this is a you and ndv business venture, I'll start telling people I survived a canon ball blast in that thing for a little change. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 5, 2023 Author Share Posted September 5, 2023 ssstwitter.com_1693878241122.mp4 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 5, 2023 Author Share Posted September 5, 2023 ssstwitter.com_1693916104621.mp4 Who TF stands up to wipe? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Mercer said: Who TF stands up to wipe? @mr.yuckgoing to weigh in on this? But another ? to be asked here is who TF designs a see through door for a toilet stall?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: @mr.yuckgoing to weigh in on this? But another ? to be asked here is who TF designs a see through door for a toilet stall?! I feel like I said I was going to give it a try standing up for science. I have not done that shit yet. A little anxious, a little scared to be honest. Not sure if I should wax my ass first or nah. Have to account for all variables. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 I tried it standing up back in the day. Someone told me it was the superior way. Not for me, I sat today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 ^That’s kind of messed up, but I can’t stop laughing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 16 hours ago, LUGR said: I tried it standing up back in the day. Someone told me it was the superior way. Not for me, I sat today. Life can be rough when you're unable to stand up for yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Life can be rough when you're unable to stand up for yourself Don’t worry. I still stand up for myself when I pee. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 You have to, because that's the right they are coming for next. In 2024 they'll try to make men piss sitting down. Stand up for your rights brother! #FREERANGEPISSING 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 I sit down to pee at the house often, already. It's nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 6, 2023 Author Share Posted September 6, 2023 I'm so insecure in my hetero I stand up to shit. It's not nice. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I sit down to pee at the house often, already. It's nice. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Mercer said: I'm so insecure in my hetero I stand up to shit. It's not nice. Bro. I'm on my feet all god damn day you know what I mean? Just because I can doesn't mean I should have to 😂 @LUGRif only my skin looked that good. Edited September 6, 2023 by mr.yuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: I sit down to pee at the house often, already. It's nice. You do that by choice or does your girl make you do that? Doesn't count if it's that piss you take right after taking a shit. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: You do that by choice or does your girl make you do that? Doesn't count if it's that piss you take right after taking a shit. It's how I fight the patriarchy! I pee sitting down while blasting rage against the machine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 If only my wife would tell me how to do it, where and when. I could free up so much time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 1 minute ago, mr.yuck said: It's how I fight the patriarchy! I pee sitting down while blasting rage against the machine. Blasting a dook like come wit it now!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 7, 2023 Share Posted September 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Blasting a dook like come wit it now!!! Fuck you I won't Pooh where ya tell me 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 036fdf24f23e273abe600fddae7076b9.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 ssstwitter.com_1694175882778.mp4 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 How the fuck you guys got 2-3min to waste listening to someone ramble about shit IDK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) 24 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: How the fuck you guys got 2-3min to waste listening to someone ramble about shit IDK We don't. We just make time. Edited September 8, 2023 by ndv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, ndv said: We don't. We just nake time. Did you forget the D? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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