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LUGR Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 ^more like 2038 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 On 7/14/2023 at 7:56 AM, LUGR said: Sounds like potentially a good story to share. Gun pulled on you in Vegas by a rando? Or have you already shared that? Yeah. I haven't shared this story, but I met a Hawaiian chick online who was going to UNLV for school who I was getting along with and she offered to let me crash at hers if I was to ever come to Vegas to visit. So as I was able to at the time, I decided to take a couple weeks off work for my 35th birthday and go on what I term as the "Isiah Rider" tour of debauchery, which saw Me initially goto Vegas in late April to stay with this chick before going to SF where I caught up with EBPH, then to San Diego which saw me take a car trip to SFV aka Porn Valley prior to returning to Vegas for my birthday where I picked up the Green Lambo. So after 38 hours in transit due to a flight delay, I rock up to suite at the MGM and call this chick to come and show me around. She then made me go to her house, got me super stoned, and then I was taking her and her friend to dinner when this gun incident occurred. Because I was so baked and jet lagged, I won't lie and say it didn't scare me a little, but truth be told I would have taken them both out had they chosen to fire on Me, but thankfully nothing happened. And as for the accommodation, she apparently got back with her ex (who was in Hawaii) whilst I was making my flights across the world and thought it would piss him off if I was to even crash on her couch (As was my plan), so I had to book a few nights at the Circus hotel (which was a dump) and it made my trip budget get screwed up as a result. In a way it was worth it because I got this crazy story from it, and the girl and her friends took me to go hiking up in the mountains around Vegas and were cool with me in the end, even if she did get me to buy her a mermaid costume that I never got to do a photoshoot with as was the intention, but you know how karma works, and how many other Men on this planet will ever get to know that they did the right thing by making a Hawaiian girl's dream of becoming a Mermaid her reality? Because that is the kind of guy I am, I guess the Genie in Lamborghini is Me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 13 hours ago, ndv said: Reminds me of the street racing they do down here. We have spotters who's job is to send up drones to watch for law enforcement. Works like a charm when you can see a could of miles ahead flying drones around. This past Australia Day, a mate and I had the opposite happen, when he stupidly made a fire to cook food as we were chilling on the hills overlooking the various fireworks displays, only for a drone to catch the fire and saw him and his other mate who was with us narrowly avoid a $10-50K fine for lighting fires during a total fireban day in peak Summer heat, as the firebrigade showed up to extinguish the fire and lecture the two idiots who refused to listen to me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: Yeah. I haven't shared this story, but I met a Hawaiian chick online who was going to UNLV for school who I was getting along with and she offered to let me crash at hers if I was to ever come to Vegas to visit. So as I was able to at the time, I decided to take a couple weeks off work for my 35th birthday and go on what I term as the "Isiah Rider" tour of debauchery, which saw Me initially goto Vegas in late April to stay with this chick before going to SF where I caught up with EBPH, then to San Diego which saw me take a car trip to SFV aka Porn Valley prior to returning to Vegas for my birthday where I picked up the Green Lambo. So after 38 hours in transit due to a flight delay, I rock up to suite at the MGM and call this chick to come and show me around. She then made me go to her house, got me super stoned, and then I was taking her and her friend to dinner when this gun incident occurred. Because I was so baked and jet lagged, I won't lie and say it didn't scare me a little, but truth be told I would have taken them both out had they chosen to fire on Me, but thankfully nothing happened. And as for the accommodation, she apparently got back with her ex (who was in Hawaii) whilst I was making my flights across the world and thought it would piss him off if I was to even crash on her couch (As was my plan), so I had to book a few nights at the Circus hotel (which was a dump) and it made my trip budget get screwed up as a result. In a way it was worth it because I got this crazy story from it, and the girl and her friends took me to go hiking up in the mountains around Vegas and were cool with me in the end, even if she did get me to buy her a mermaid costume that I never got to do a photoshoot with as was the intention, but you know how karma works, and how many other Men on this planet will ever get to know that they did the right thing by making a Hawaiian girl's dream of becoming a Mermaid her reality? Because that is the kind of guy I am, I guess the Genie in Lamborghini is Me? Why did they pull the banger on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Why did they pull the banger on you? Intimidation factor I guess? Or because they knew I was baked and wanted to fuck with Me as the Blue Dream we smoked made me paranoid as fuck when it happened. Either way it was more of some 21 year old chick and her friend flexing on me to show how "gangsta" they are given I am the one man MOB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 You should have given them the finger banger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 17 hours ago, LUGR said: You should have given them the finger banger. Well I technically "shot" them before they shot me as I pushed the button on my Olympus EM-1 like a Greek God, so take from this what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: Well I technically "shot" them before they shot me as I pushed the button on my Olympus EM-1 like a Greek God, so take from this what you will. You still have the shots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 18 minutes ago, LUGR said: You still have the shots? I do I think. They were in my Lightroom cloud I cancelled, and I have a pic of them in the mountains but can't upload here. I will try to find a workaround. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Or they are still on one of my memory cards, which are currently stored at my Mums and I have no idea where they are as they are buried under a pile of my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 Ask and ye shall receive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted July 18, 2023 Author Share Posted July 18, 2023 ssstwitter.com_1689646324270.mp4 Mexico City 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 18, 2023 Author Share Posted July 18, 2023 When you bring a stool to a bottle fight. ssstwitter.com_1689623604987.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Mercer said: ssstwitter.com_1689646324270.mp4 7.29 MB · 0 downloads Mexico City That is exactly where I put my giant Mossimo sticker too! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Mercer said: When you bring a stool to a bottle fight. ssstwitter.com_1689623604987.mp4 347.84 kB · 0 downloads If he didn’t want to hold hands and sit on the bench together he could have just said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Lol @ the 50 cal. pistol at 11:33. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 On 7/17/2023 at 5:47 AM, Mauler5150 said: Ask and ye shall receive. These chicks pulled the gun? Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 51 minutes ago, LUGR said: These chicks pulled the gun? Which one? Yah. One on the left was sriving, and it was her gun from memory, but maybe the one on the left. Note this pic was taken days later after this occurred, and if it wasn’t for rain I might have ended up buried in the desert somewhere (joking about this part). What is funny is this photo was taken when we were going to a hiking trail in the mountains after they took me (for the first time ever in my life) to a church, in Sin City of all places, as Jamielee (on the left) was volunteering at church as part of her scholarship to UNLV. It makes the mostly blade toting wannabe thugs here in Perth look pathetic given that a 5 foot nothing Hawaiian chick invoked more fear in me than some face tatted young eshay dressing punkass who you find riding the trains and buses here. Either way, it gave me another cool harmless story to add to my list to go up there with the first time I was placed in handcuffs thanks to someone who took me as a passenger of a high speed chase as he ran away from the police trying to RBT him after I was to give him directions to my friends place after we left Perth casino. The guy in that story later ended up as a convicted murderer after killing his partner’s kid and it was all over the local papers such that the photos they used of him in the story became a meme that My friend circle know as “the Timmy pose”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 And to finish the last story, the cops ran a licence check on me, saw I had no warrants, understood I was just an innocent freaked out passenger getting a lift home from a maniac and let me go. My other friend came to collect me (by this stage the sun was coming up, so you can imagine how trashed we all were full Team Alco style) and as soon as I jumped in the passenger seat with my best friend we didn’t even say a word as we both burst into laughter at the comedy of the entire situation. I should add that the cops came after us as we were drag racing some guy just prior who I used to train with at the gym from time to time. This would have been 16 years or so ago based on my timeline from this additional info I just recall, so maybe I have told the original (pre-murder) version of this story on 12oz before? I can link the West Australian story of the murder case if it is within the rules, otherwise you can take my word for it or hit me up in PM if you want to see the kinds of people I grew up around playing basketball and football with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 And I recently posted images of the “peace” version of a swastika that showed the street in the day in pies thread whereby we finally got stopped and cuffed before they carted Timmy away for a taxpayer funded holiday and let me go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Bored and quarantined like it’s 2021 and went down the YouTube rabbit hole. Made the poor choice to start watching compilations of TikToker live streams of face tatted “rappers”…..has me concerned for the future. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 48 minutes ago, LUGR said: Bored and quarantined like it’s 2021 and went down the YouTube rabbit hole. Made the poor choice to start watching compilations of TikToker live streams of face tatted “rappers”…..has me concerned for the future. Lolz. I read this a few minutes of catching Nicki Minaj answering a few questions. And I thought to myself as I am seeing her mannerisms while she's talking, and thought, "if Nicki Minaj can make it, anyone one can". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 What I find so funny about these jokes. Is not the money they're making (which is a frsction), but the money being made off of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 36 minutes ago, ndv said: What I find so funny about these jokes. Is not the money they're making (which is a frsction), but the money being made off of them. I fail to even view them as jokes, given that the scary part is not that they wheel out these face tatted clones draped in slave chains who have difficulty doing anything greater than making noises a cromagnon would have difficulty interpreting as their English language skills are about on par with a immigrant who refuses to learn english after 30 years as their kids act as interpreters, but that there exists a (apparently large) viewing audience for these modern day circus clowns. Thankfully, such clowns, in spite of their Youtube viewcounts of hundreds of millions, help keep law enforcement and the prison systems funded by their influence over mentally deficient members of the general populace (My own brother, a 80s kid who failed to understand NWA was a parody group even after CB4 and Fear of a Black Hat making it obvious - wanted to replicate this Migos garbage he listens to on loop such that he got incarcerated as a result). So whilst I know the world’s largest gang doesn’t get much respect by many on this board, just think that these Soundcloud rap listening tards go a long way to keeping the boys in blue employed by replicating such moronic role models. And don’t even get me started on the girls who by into this shit, as in my day girls wanted to never even be a whore that could be saved like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, as such professions were (rightfully so) looked down upon by society, unlike today where every girl with a platform and ability to influence promotes becoming a Dubai porta potty if it means an Instagram pic with an LV bag on a flight to be shat on by an arab & his prepubescent brother as they collectively suck off a camel. Because #lifegoals and all for the hashtag generation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 This was last night’s foray into viewing how demented today’s kids are getting, and while Cherrycrush is still hot & has been since I downloaded her megapack about a decade ago on Empornium NGL, anime has truly rotted her brain. When I see Insta, Tiktok and other social media Twitchtard hoes, their ever devolving intelligence makes Me feel they deserve to be used as Arab toilets if only as punishment for them buying into the wrong role models since the onset of the internet and the Death of Princess Diana whereby the allure of being a Princess died along with old school Disney animation methods in exchange for the desire to be a worthless whore who will only ever be worth the price of her cut of her monthly Onlyfans subscription, as no matter how many subscriptions they sell, even if it adds up to multiple millions like “How bou dah?” girl, it only devalues her as it means she is shared with millions of Men as opposed to being solely reserved for the singular Man she should save gerself for. Any board members with a daughter, feel free to share this post with them if only to teach them the priceless value that the temple that is their body holds lest they devalue it to be worth less than the price of a cup of coffee as they seek to replicate the worthless female role models of today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 And whilst old Dale here was my favorite lolcow comedian for a while, the points he makes in this video have made me glad I have chosen a future of celibacy rather than run the risk of ever birthing a daughter into this fucked up society we currently live in And for anyone wondering, I now see the value in hijabs and such and whilst I still love seeing a nice bikini clad girl on the beach, I would much rather indoctrinate my daughter into retaining her modesty lest she have to wake up to see a whore worth a cup of coffee staring back at her any time she sees her reflection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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