!@#$% Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 this is how craigslist missed connections are born. I sometimes catch you looking at me while I workout. And sometimes you catch me looking at you. We give each other a quick smile and carry on. You are slim with dark hair that you keep in a ponytail. Sometimes you wear a hat. I'm tall and brown skin. Yesterday you were using the dumbbells. You had on black shorts. Then you finished your workout on the machine that is right in front of the elliptical. I was on the elliptical behind you and to the left. If you see this please reply. Tell me what color shirt i was wearing so i know it's you. hottie at sun and moon - m4w Saw you today and you had a tattoo on your left leg. By the way you have beautiful legs and you smiled at me when I left. You caught me by surprise didnt think you were looking. You and your friend came out chick fil a and we had eye contact I should have said something but if you see this tell me what car you were in and color you were in the passenger seat I'd love to take you out and get to know you hope you see this. You were standing there at the redbox lookin so sexy. Who are you doin tonight. It should be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/4435687179.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 good idea symbols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/4435687179.html your "boyfriend" got off the bus and you came to the back to talk to me. we talked of hallucinogens and stuff of the sorts. i popped a chubby talking to you, you probably noticed. you said the dude you were with was going through some "stuff" like deaths in the family. he was probably lying to get pity pussy so you should roll with me. hollaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 i can't lie i trawl missed connections from time to time so many star-crossed lovers, 8 million stories, you know. You were standing there at the redbox lookin so sexy. Who are you doin tonight. It should be me. perfect example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Stay clean… Sort your game. Post tits. Meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Missed connections rule, especially when they get flowery. YOU - redhead, red lipstick, denim jacket, black beanie...reading Nabokov ME - tall with a beard, tattoos, deep v-neck...reading Proust Our eyes met...you smiled...but when we got off at Bedford Avenue...you were gone. And then those are interspersed with a few from dudes in their 40s and 50s saying really foul shit about dumpy cashiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 they are always good for a lol people, mkay. yknow? Samantha I really wish you would talk to me again. Like I said before I'm not quite sure what I did to chase you away but I'm so sorry. I just want to prove that if you give me another chance everything will be completely different. I just want you to give me a chance please. My life is a mess and it really came apart when you stopped talking to me. It's like you took a big part of me with you. I told you that I would help you with everything but you said you had to do it on your own. You said after you got through it that everything would be better. Well I guess they are for you but definitely not me. You complete me. we saw eachother in park - m4w You were wearing a pink shirt walking around the pond i wanted to talk to you but you were with a guy. If you read this would you like to meet? Swerve and a miss - m4w You were behind my big pickup and we both had to swerve when that line of cars stopped. I literally had a dream last night. It was your face. That's why I kept staring. I'd have given anything to stop and get your number. My truck was silver, your car was sand color. Tell me your hair color and mine and I'll know it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You complete me. Blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How come people have to be so vague? Shit like: You were at the club last night and did not see me. I want to get to know you better. Tell me what I was wearing. Annoys the shit out of me. But I do like when people respond and tell them to leave them alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/4435687179.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Condo.... Oh Condo. Oh, all of you. Now I have a new hobby - trawling these weird sites for weird romance haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 OP might actually be a really cool guy. all we need is for that chick or oontzer to post a rebuttal miss connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 All we need is for someone to post or reply to any ad on there and post the results. Maybe even post a vague ad of their own and try to smash whoever responds. Pics will need to be included, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You complete me. Blah. that was why i posted it i didn't think people actually spewed that hardt in real lyfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 i can't find my old pic of this tis a classic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 This might become the greatest thread in Oontz history, that is GOLD Symbols. I feel a need to troll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://london.craigslist.co.uk/stp/4430335779.html "Bonjour ! My name is Cedric, and I'm a qualified language teacher, native French speaker. I'm also gay and even though I have all kind of students, I'm glad when I meet other gays willing to learn some French. Of course it doesn't have to end up under the bedsheets! (thus the 'platonic' section :D) The curious ones can find more details about 'the Silent Way', the method I use, on my blog: http://dejavuteaching.blogspot.com/ Please feel free to cоntаct me: I аlwаys reply tо the emаils I receive :-) Cheers, Cédric" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/4435869748.html barf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 must spread, condo you sure you werent like, "ey bae, you like spray art?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 "have you ever heard of banksy? he's my idol" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 this chicks your amberlamps, no doubt she moves back & sits next to kc kid, whos like oword? he proceeds to drop a silly string tag & gives her a greasy smile, complimented with a street vernacular "sup" she leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 :haha: Good afternoon; I'm hoping that you see this post. I saw you at the Main Entrance of Shop Rite this morning at 11:15am. You are very sexy, beautiful tan complexion, you look like you have some Indian in you. I was standing by the entrance checking my e-mail when you walked in front of me to get a card and smiled, I smiled back and was tempted to say hi but you walked away. .... say girl, you got a little indian in you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 This might become the greatest thread in Oontz history :nope: Homodungeon, dow and the tranny, dude's friend dating a pornstar, Swamp's drunk posting fits, kandybah... I never really broke it down, but a lot of these have to do with dicks and gay sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I think you might be gay for pointing that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Who you callin homo, faggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Now your hitting on me? You sure your not gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 No... ...homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I could see you from a distance, you where having a bbq with family. Pretty sure you have a man couldn't tell forsure. I couldn't help but notice how snug those pink pants where around your ass. Dam.... would love a closer look.. Hit me up girl you know who you are. Seen you around 630 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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