CardboardCondo Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 so i was on the last leg of a looong ass bus ride at 2am and this couple gets on the bus. the chick is a nerdy , big glassesed , dark haired bookworm type, (or so it seemed) and the dude looked like a prick too. so the dude gets off a couple of stops before mine. and the girl walks ALL the way to the back of the bus and sits down by me kind of. she starts talking kind of. like dropping hints she wants me to talk to her.... so i spark up a conversation and it turns out shes big into a lot of the shit i am. Hiphop art movies and such. i swear to god i popped a boner under my jacket that was sitting on my lap. had to cover it when i got up to leave. i think she noticed. she didnt want to give up her number tho. cause of the dude's situation she felt bad (fuck that guy) i hope i see her around town again. #threadworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 you shoulda got top on the bus. /fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Drama attracts drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Also, no pics = fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 If she didn't give you her number she's not interested. If she was she'd wanna be aroun you again. Funny thing is, if they do give a number they're not always interested either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 This reminds me of the perv Lorna that show a guy fapping on the bus next to some girl just going home from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 reminds me of this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 You doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Call the amber lamps Condos in love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 that's all good and shit.......but did you show her your rap letters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 shoulda missed your stop and talked longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Account User Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 small talk ..... gave you a hard on? dog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 my lung just collapsed after reading this, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 small talk ..... gave you a hard on? dog I'm saying... during 5 year dryspell... MAYBE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 yeah, who doesnt pop boners at the first hint of human attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 http://youtu.be/0G0AF0g08aU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 man good on you! I foresee this ending in marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I got a hard on when i took an exam next to this hot girl today im going to ask her father for his daughters hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 yeah, who doesnt pop boners at the first hint of human attention? must spread. seriously, though, is this common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I luh me some HipHop Art Movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I'm not giving u my # either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 She said 'hi' and dude pictured the next 40 years together. Strong everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 shoulda missed your stop and talked longer i did. womk :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 and you still couldnt reel her in? idk if thats something to be proud of. tighten up your game and take photos next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 The first post in this thread, tells us everything we need to know about his game, or lack of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 In all seriousness, i do hope your life is still on the clean and sober track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 co-signed on the clean and sober tip better luck next time condo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 yup yup. my paretns actually drug tested me the other day. was clean. doing little exercises here and there. trying to get body mass back. feeling good. thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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