Mauler5150 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 3 hours ago, T4M* said: I have no idea what this is, a combat suit ? lol Also I want a restrictive design covenant placed on all properties on O'Brien St in Cowaramup to keep it all lowkey and humble as opposed to the ostentatious mansions the robbing wankers put up as ego statement holiday houses which sit vacant 95% of the time and are held for investment purposes whilst their owners are too busy spending their money to enjoy the nature of the region or actually surf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 10 hours ago, T4M* said: I have no idea what this is, a combat suit ? Supposedly they are the go to speaker for car audio by the affluent. Focal has been placed in second. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: Also I want a circumcision yet I don’t trust any Doctors to not butcher the fuck out of Me nor do I care for any Jew priest to suck My blood given I have been raped of enough blood sweat and emotional energy and I revoke allowing any of the above along with any previous invitation I unconsciously or conciously made to take any more. please do not attempt this yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 4 hours ago, LUGR said: please do not attempt this yourself I was considering it at one junction in time yet I decided not to use the scalpel I bought for the purpose. Yet it may happen in future as I can not guarantee anything based on the uncertainty of My existence requiring 3 weeks worth of future considerations for every financial decision I make due to lack of work and thus the ability to make money. Considering a 20 something degreeless student is apoarently more qualified to Team Lead yet none can answer My questions to prove capable and more qualified for Me to lead then the like.ihood of Me making such a choice increases with each moment as I seek distraction from the financial binds imprisoning Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Bruh, I guarantee to you that self circumcision will only increase your financial bonds with a big ass hospital bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 On 9/27/2024 at 10:00 PM, LUGR said: Bruh, I guarantee to you that self circumcision will only increase your financial bonds with a big ass hospital bill. True. I figure the better option is to kill the sensitivity of My fingers and toes (given they have appeared to Me as cocks in varying stages of inebriation) with bleach should I choose to go full Hanuman aka Monkeyman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 I want the jizz emitting rapist men here in Oz to get the fuck away from Me and My van. Look at this shit and the broken locks from these cunts trying to break into My domain. Fucken dogs that what they are. 74943529774__E32E838F-C54B-41CE-891D-9D0297CD163B.MOV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 (edited) the only joke I can make is that I act out as Moses parting their sea of aborted seamen given no woman would ever breed willingly with any of the pieces of shit here in West Oz unless they are worthless whores who value materialism and money that comes from the "miners" and their "everything is mine to mine or be mined" mentality. Edited October 1 by Mauler5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 @Mauler5150wait….when do these jizz moppets assault your van? Bad ass green name dude! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 On 9/27/2024 at 11:30 PM, LUGR said: Bruh, I guarantee to you that self circumcision will only increase your financial bonds with a big ass hospital bill. Free healthcare in Australia!!!! GO Hard Mauler! though it's better to get help as anybody who has ever cut off jeans while wearing them can attest. You can keep the offcut as a fanbelt for your van. Disclaimer: This post was meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to circumcise yourself—trust me, the kitchen knife is not a substitute for a medical professional! Always seek advice from a qualified doctor for any health-related decisions. Your safety is important, and let's keep all body parts exactly where they belong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 (edited) 1 hour ago, Schnitzel said: Free healthcare in Australia!!!! GO Hard Mauler! though it's better to get help as anybody who has ever cut off jeans while wearing them can attest. You can keep the offcut as a fanbelt for your van. Disclaimer: This post was meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to circumcise yourself—trust me, the kitchen knife is not a substitute for a medical professional! Always seek advice from a qualified doctor for any health-related decisions. Your safety is important, and let's keep all body parts exactly where they belong! Ok My friends I shall take your advice and leave Myself in one piece. 1 hour ago, LUGR said: @Mauler5150wait….when do these jizz moppets assault your van? Bad ass green name dude! Thank Raven for the VIP and now I can post images and videos once more to circumvent massive walls of text as I meme the fuck out of this world. I could care less about the jizz as it is the solar panels and the porthole cover which I cant afford to replace that pisses Me off and I thought I posted about the literal trolley or shopping cart in American that was thrown on My roof as I sat out front of My gym in Bassendean a month or two again. Edited October 1 by Mauler5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: Ok My friends I shall take your advice and leave Myself in one piece. Thank Raven for the VIP and now I can post images and videos once more to circumvent massive walls of text as I meme the fuck out of this world. I could care less about the jizz as it is the solar panels and the porthole cover which I cant afford to replace that pisses Me off and I thought I posted about the literal trolley or shopping cart in American that was thrown on My roof as I sat out front of My gym in Bassendean a month or two again. You may have and I missed it. Obviously, that’s not real jizz. Is it paint on your windows? Just trying to understand what’s going on? You think they are trying to break in to get a ride on your Zolo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 It is dinosaur jizz as I live in jurassic(ar) park surrounded by old timer wannabe thug badguy Heels. They obviously wish they were an El Dude brother but they thankfully aint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 I have no idea what you are saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 5 hours ago, LUGR said: I have no idea what you are saying. 74947147772__38F53259-3D69-4308-A3A0-80B52F4190B8.MOV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 1 Share Posted October 1 You is your heart lightsaber a buttplug….?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 12 hours ago, LUGR said: You is your heart lightsaber a buttplug….?!?! Yes. Yes it is. Because I carry it around to display to people what they can do to themselves if they choose to be a cheeky elf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 I mean how else could I claim this statue as being modelled after Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 3 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I mean how else could I claim this statue as being modelled after Me? you are Dildo Santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 (edited) 2 hours ago, LUGR said: you are Dildo Santa? Yes. Yes I am. That is why they erected this statue of Me in Rotterdam, the pic of which I captured during My brief stay there and is My favorite memory I captured given photography and videorecording was forbidden at the concert I went to watch there Plus I can always use My foreskin to dock with said plug and then I have a cocklazer and shoot a heart out the end of My cock how many people can say that is something you get to do in their lifetime? Edited October 2 by Mauler5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 What you say is unusual for 2024….but in the future, when we are part robot, I think cock lasers will be pretty normal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 8 Share Posted October 8 https://www.positivegrid.com/products/spark-mini-vai One of these 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago A pair of these ones my current ones fully wear out Yes my current ones are strung up with Concord 45 laces as anyone he saw my other posts understands why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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