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I dunno if any of you pantywaists surf... but if you do, you might notice the monthly core score rating system.

 

 

I'm waiting for my gf to get off work, drinking coffee and listening to the death set... so i figure i will take a few minutes and enlighten you pussies on what is worthwhile in life these days.

 

 

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CORE SCORE + :

 

-Vodka Slurpies

-Chicks In Knee-High-Socks

-Waking Up Early

-Sleeping In

-Bench-Presses

-Cut Off Pants Everyday

-The Morning After Pill

-Mustache Wax

-Cliff Diving

-GREASE

-Hitchhiking

-Retro Fish

-Voting

-Gambling

-Keg Stands

-CHUGGING

-Fist Fights

-Not Apologizing

-Rolling SOLO

-Building A Fire

-Fixing Shit

-Whiskey

-Vinyl

-Burying Shit In The Desert

-SUPER GLUE Stitches

-Dawn Patrol

-LAYBACKS

-Tool Belt

-Underwear With Holes In It

-Buying Things

-Shoplifting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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CORE SCORE - :

 

-Segways

-Hair Gel

-Texting

-Dieting

-Soccer

-Slippers

-Naps

-The Flu

-Apologizing

-Air Freshener

-LIGHT Anything

-LOTTO

-Going Green

-Vests

-Straws

-Skipping

-Scarves

-Flat Irons

-Sketchbooks

-MP3 Players

-Matching

-Undershirts

-Paying Tax

-Shoplifting

-MYSPACE

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You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life. the more core score "-" drops you have... bring you one step closer to putting down your clearasil lotion that you jack off with to pick up your mom's ambien and overdose while watching montel williams.

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You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life. the more core score "-" drops you have... bring you one step closer to putting down your clearasil lotion that you jack off with to pick up your mom's ambien and overdose while watching montel williams.

 

 

is montel williams like that other show with black people, my wife and kids?clearasil lotion?ambien what are these things?:confused:

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CORE SCORE +:

 

-3rd Cup Of Coffee

-Guitar Solos

-Tank Tops

-Stick Shift

-Rain

-BLU-BLOCKERS

-Oil

-MANUAL LAWNMOWERS

-Cooking While Drunk

-PCP

-Riding A Beach-Cruiser

-Drop In's

-THE "Y"

-Pool Volleyball

-Minimum Wage Social Benefits

-The Home Depot

-Sailboats

-Arm Wrestling

-Free Refills

-Chinese Flute Music

-NRA

-Speeding

-Going Barefoot

-Bank Robbery

-Hot Wings

-Free Diving

-Sketchy Shit

-Three Piece Suits

 

 

 

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CORE SCORE -:

 

 

-Making Use Of Charts Or Graphs In Any Way

-Economy Size

-Val-U-Pak

-Diapers

-The Way Old People Smell

-Underground Hip Hop

-Ironic Tattoos

-Riding Lawnmowers

-MTV

-24 Hour Fitness

-Bank Statements

-Sweet 'N Low

-High Fives

-Frisbees

-Minimum Wage Pay

-Barack Obama

-Nu-Metal

-Hot Topic

-Yogurt

-Tanning Beds

-PHO

-Cats

-Tae Kwon Do

-Sandals

-Magic

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You rate your manliness versus your sissiness by adding up or down. the more core score "+" ups you have, the better you are doing in life.

CORE SCORE + :

 

-Cut Off Pants Everyday

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"Making Use Of Charts Or Graphs In Any Way"

 

:lol:

 

seriously. that is such a core buster it's not even funny. that would be worse than finding out your kid was a homosexual vegetarian.

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soccer and frisbee rule!! fuuu

 

definitely only if you are from brazil. why don't you try football and darts... it's definitely more manly to throw shit that can hurt you.

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So, what you're trying to say is that armwrestling other men while barefoot wearing cutoff shorts, a tanktop, and blu blockers, while drinking a vodka slushie and listening to chinese flute music isn't gay?

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CORE SCORE +:

 

 

 

-HOPPING MOPEDS OVER BONFIRES WHILE DRUNK

-ON THE GO KEGS

-GOLF-KARTS

-GO-KARTS

-ANYTHING WITH A LAWNMOWER ENGINE

-TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS

-THE WORD, "Jabroni"

-Switching Shit Up

-Cheesburgers

-Farts

-Laughing At Random Shit

-Roadtrips

-FLEX-BAND

-Handguns

-Bottlerockets

-Tallboys

-Driving Range

 

 

 

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CORE SCORE -:

 

-Rattails

-Moisturizing

-Spritzers

-Mojitos

-Crystal Meth

-Not Taking Advantage Of Your Heritage

-Brittian

-Being Online

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So, what you're trying to say is that armwrestling other men while barefoot wearing cutoff shorts, a tanktop, and blu blockers, while drinking a vodka slushie and listening to chinese flute music isn't gay?

 

you nailed it. thumbs up.

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