lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Some gems: IAmA former doorman/bouncer at a Strip Club. I got out of the business to retain my sanity. AMA! IAMA n ex-illegal drug producer. I went to the ER for a 5 inch splinter on LSD, AMA. IAmA : I killed a 17 year old boy as a bystander in a car accident. AMA Last one is pretty messed up. EDIT: currently reading this one What are your sweetest tales of revenge (first-hand or witnessed)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 "For the record, I hope you didn't put burn cream on that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 This....Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 In case I haven't convinced you guys: "I've never told anyone about this ever, but I think enough time has passed, so I'll let loose. I had been lazy throughout high school, and never really tried very hard, but just hard enough to maintain a high B/ low A average. Senior year rolls around, and I'm applying to colleges and applying for scholarships and stuff. I speak to our school counselor who tells me that due to my high ACT score, I would be eligible for a $30,000 scholarship, but only if I was in the top 10% of my class. Well, she prints out the rankings and it turns out I'm ranked 15 out of 142 students. Fuck me. I talk to her about my options regarding my rank, and she says there's really nothing I can do to move up, as it is too late in my high school career. I accept this, and just figure I will have to take out shitloads of loans for school, and end up in debt for years. So Christmas break comes and goes, and upon returning to school, one of my classmates isn't there, due to a serious mental breakdown right before school let out for the break. She'd always been a little crazy and I figured the breakdown would happen any day. Anyway, I talk to a couple of people about it, and evidently one of my friends, who used to date her, had talked to her and he said that she would be out of school for several weeks to a few months. The conversation continues and we get on the subject of how smart she was and how high her class ranking was, almost to the point of her being valedictorian. SO I gets me an idea. What if I call her up and take advantage of her state, say a couple of mean things and maybe convince her to switch schools or drop out or something? Once she's gone, I'll be in the top 10% and be eligible for that fat scholarship! So I go through with the plan. I call her and tell her that I'm calling as a friend, and just wanted to let her know that even though the other students in our class are "grateful she's finally gone" and "glad they don't have to put up with that crazy bitch's shit for a while", I'm still there for her. I say I have to go and hang up. She kills herself 2 days later. I got the scholarship." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 THE INTERNET AND SHIT PEOPLE TYPE ON IT DOES NOT IMPRESS ME POST SECRET FOR 4CHAN FAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 THE INTERNET AND SHIT PEOPLE TYPE ON IT DOES NOT IMPRESS ME POST SECRET FOR 4CHAN FAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 dang casek ..ahaha at that story...id have to kill mad heads to have made it in my top 10 percent in my school back in the day ... and i wasnt even doing bad tooo.. just curious do we tell random facts about ourselves in this thread.?not sure i got the iama thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 dang casek ..ahaha at that story...id have to kill mad heads to have made it in my top 10 percent in my school back in the day ... and i wasnt even doing bad tooo.. just curious do we tell random facts about ourselves in this thread.?not sure i got the iama thing. IAMA home owner in a foreign country....but living in the ghetto in boston Nah, the main idea of this thread is crazy shit you read on reddit's IamA. http://www.reddit.com/r/IamA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. BUT YOUR THREAD HAS STORIES I FIND RIDICULOUS MY SHIFT KEY ON MY IPHONE IS BROKEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. BUT YOUR THREAD HAS STORIES I FIND RIDICULOUS MY SHIFT KEY ON MY IPHONE IS BROKEN. I find you lack of a shift key to be ridiculous. Here's the Beastie Boys and Cypress Hill and here's a fainting goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Niggas derped when they shoulda erpa erpad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 IAmA : I killed a 17 year old boy as a bystander in a car accident. AMA this one is brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 IAmA : I killed a 17 year old boy as a bystander in a car accident. AMA this one is brutal I felt fucked up reading that one, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 i don't know anything about programming or whatever4, but thought this might be useful to some of you. IAMA iPhone developer. I'm bored. Free full source code to my apps. also: rap'n'dance pedobear kandybah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Veritably Clean Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 GAHHHHH fuckin tweakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 In case I haven't convinced you guys: "I've never told anyone about this ever, but I think enough time has passed, so I'll let loose. I had been lazy throughout high school, and never really tried very hard, but just hard enough to maintain a high B/ low A average. Senior year rolls around, and I'm applying to colleges and applying for scholarships and stuff. I speak to our school counselor who tells me that due to my high ACT score, I would be eligible for a $30,000 scholarship, but only if I was in the top 10% of my class. Well, she prints out the rankings and it turns out I'm ranked 15 out of 142 students. Fuck me. I talk to her about my options regarding my rank, and she says there's really nothing I can do to move up, as it is too late in my high school career. I accept this, and just figure I will have to take out shitloads of loans for school, and end up in debt for years. So Christmas break comes and goes, and upon returning to school, one of my classmates isn't there, due to a serious mental breakdown right before school let out for the break. She'd always been a little crazy and I figured the breakdown would happen any day. Anyway, I talk to a couple of people about it, and evidently one of my friends, who used to date her, had talked to her and he said that she would be out of school for several weeks to a few months. The conversation continues and we get on the subject of how smart she was and how high her class ranking was, almost to the point of her being valedictorian. SO I gets me an idea. What if I call her up and take advantage of her state, say a couple of mean things and maybe convince her to switch schools or drop out or something? Once she's gone, I'll be in the top 10% and be eligible for that fat scholarship! So I go through with the plan. I call her and tell her that I'm calling as a friend, and just wanted to let her know that even though the other students in our class are "grateful she's finally gone" and "glad they don't have to put up with that crazy bitch's shit for a while", I'm still there for her. I say I have to go and hang up. She kills herself 2 days later. I got the scholarship." thats bad math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 THE INTERNET AND SHIT PEOPLE TYPE ON IT DOES NOT IMPRESS ME POST SECRET FOR 4CHAN FAGS EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS 4CHAN AND WORDS ARE FOR FAGGOTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 What does AMA and Iama stand for?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 1, 2010 Author Share Posted June 1, 2010 What does AMA and Iama stand for?? I am a ________ Ask Me Anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 my fathers still kickin becasue my kitten took a shitten.hahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I am the soon to be lineage holder of a very esoteric style of kungfu designed to mimic the duck. AMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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