SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Broken glashes & Gogurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 when i was younger i thought fishing was the coolest shit ever although i had never even caught a fish i went plenty of times with my father......but the last time when i was about 15 we were fishing and i kept getting seaweed and like the hundreth time i came up with seaweed from a distant boat i heard the voice of a fucking five year old go "hey want some salad dwessing with thaaat".......i put the fishing rod down and have never fished again. still have never caught a fish....but if i did i would prob torture it and shit cause i think fish are fucked up aliens facials so it would get set on fire or something grim like that......fuck faces i don't eat that shit EVER. but fuck that kid for thrashing fishing for me. little fuck. fucking punch his dad in the gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 but fuck that kid for thrashing fishing for me. little fuck. fucking punch his dad in the gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 so again, today i was sittin on the dock of the pond drinkin a beer and smoking a cig and was tryin to catch a blue gill with a thorn bush branch using a thorn as the hook and couldnt hook one....... so i go grab the other snoopy pole (cause i fucked the line up on that cat) and tied a little fish lure to it, i cast out and it goes like 4 feet from the dock and kind of pull it in and see all the blue gill eying it. I cast out again and it goes about 5 feet so i start reelin it in to give it another try, suddenly im hooked and hooked good, so i start reelin that bitch in its fightin like a muthafucka.. I get that bitch close and its a giant striped bass that dwarfed the catfish, then the line breaks... fucking bummer :( i got a week and a half left in this town before i leave im gonna do some serious fishing in that pond followed by a bbq and many beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 man, i wish i had a pond in my backyard like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 ya its fucking awesome, so much wildlife as well. today i also caught this snapping turtle in the yard, ive never seen one before but they are mean as fuck. i guess they can bite a finger off. sorry shitty phone pic but i zoomed in on his ass i wassnt bout to get bit takin a flick. didnt take this but a better pic if you never seen one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 their heads can reach their assholes.. be careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I had a nightmare about a snapping turtle biting my toes off after watching a dcoumentry on them. woke up holding my foot and all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 ^ lol im probably gonna have one tonight as well, he was a mean fuck when i was catching him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 man, i wish i had a pond in my backyard like that i gotta point this out..... it is amazing to be here and experience this awesome shit but where im at there is nothing cool other than the yard, i think im 30 miles away from the city and about 15 from an inbred farmers town in the other directon, other than the property everything completely sucks ass as far as i can see. it is still cool tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 fishing in a stocked pound kind of defeats the purpose in a way. real fishing is done in a natural stream, river, lake, or ocean. not a 100 square foot man made hole in the ground where it takes less than 5 minutes to hook a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 you are correct but it is awesome to hook a fish no matter where you are at another thing which makes it exciting is my aunt accidentally killed exactly 265 fish just more than 1 years ago not to long after she stocked it. It hasnt been fished since so me finding these are a suprise cause she has no idea what the fuck is in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 hahaha when i was little i brought home a baby turtle and my dad flipped the fuck out and gave me a whoopin cus i brought home a snapping tutrtle baby and could have been killed by the mother :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 i like to flyfish. i also tie all my own flies and custom build my flylines. sme fishing related flicks for ya. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I lost my tackle box. My only option now is suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 sorry im 24'd where you at in those pics? blue heeler puppy is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 [ATTACH]137606[/ATTACH] we've got these in our rivers but i have yet to catch one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 sturgeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 bigasssturgeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 ^ true they are in oregon but i have never heard of anyone catching one yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 that shits outlandish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 You have to use depth charges for that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 that shits outlandish! You have to use depth charges for that thing. look at this guy, they get fucking huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 yeah, i heard divers say there's big fish moving in the rivers but i really didnt believe them when they said it was buick sized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodsBlackFriend Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Snoopy poles should be handed out to every infant child in the United States by a government organization. That thing is a must have for child hood. Id pay taxes for that shit. Some one send this to obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Nice pond, last pic was awesome:lol: :lol: And those other fish are fucking ridiculous. Lake placid shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 sorry im 24'd where you at in those pics? blue heeler puppy is awesome flic with puppy = hoh river washington, fishing for wild winter b run steelhead. other flics are from all over, wyoming, wa, idaho, oregon, bc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 also, i hooked a sturgeon but didnt land it. got a good view of it though, was around 6 feet long. the ones like the pictures are extremly rare. clizclean, is that a snake/columbia river fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I miss fishing. When I lived upstate, I knew a bunch of out doorsy fucks who loved fishing. I don't care what anyone says. You spend the day on a pond with a 12 pack of beer and a few joints just casting out from the shade --that shit is fucking Zen. Fishing is all good in my book. And pornbooth, catching that catfish with the snoopy pole is awesome, congrats. Good thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 [ATTACH]137606[/ATTACH] we've got these in our rivers but i have yet to catch one You should try using live human babies for bait. DON'T USE PUPPIES OR KITTENS! ONLY HUMAN BABIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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