staby Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea 2010 the year of the white tiger.. is the oontz down with all this zodiac ish? Heres how it's supposed to be: Aries - March 20 – April 19 Most Compatible: Leo and Sagittarius Somewhat: Taurus, Gemini, Pisces and Aquarius Least: Cancer - too sensitive and too emotional Libra - vacillating, lacks imagination, fun and daring Capricorn - unimaginative and too conservative Neutral: Virgo and Scorpio Taurus - April 20 – May 19 Most Compatible: Virgo and Capricorn Somewhat: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces and Aries Least: Aquarius - lacks stability Leo - self-absorbed, authoritative Scorpio - manipulative, not open or direct Neutral: Libra and Sagittarius Gemini May 20 – June 20 Most Compatible: Libra and Aquarius Somewhat: Cancer, Leo, Aries and Taurus Least: Virgo - strict, hard to satisfy Sagittarius - unable to relax, like yourself Pisces - negative outlooks, self-absorbed Neutral: Scorpio and Capricorn Cancer - June 21 – July 21 Most Compatible: Scorpio and Pisces Somewhat: Leo, Virgo, Taurus and Gemini Least: Aries - insensitive, arrogant Libra - not serious enough Capricorn - too simple, unrefined Neutral: Sagittarius and Aquarius Leo - July 22 – August 22 Most Compatible: Sagittarius and Aries Somewhat: Virgo, Libra, Gemini and Cancer Least: Scorpio - too scheming Aquarius - unsubstantial, unengaged Taurus - stubborn, placid Neutral: Pisces and Capricorn Virgo - August 23 – September 21 Most Compatible: Capricorn and Taurus Somewhat: Libra, Scorpio, Leo and Cancer Least: Sagittarius - unreliable Pisces - gloomy, sullen, moody Gemini - impractical, inconsistent Neutral: Aquarius and Aries Libra - September 22 – October 22 Most Compatible Signs: Aquarius and Gemini Somewhat: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Leo and Virgo Least: Aries - domineering, impatient Capricorn - lacks imagination, ordinary, dull Cancer - overly protective Neutral: Pisces and Taurus Scorpio - October 23 – November 21 Most Compatible: Pisces and Cancer Somewhat: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo and Libra Least: Aquarius - detached and impersonal Taurus - clash of wills Leo - overly dramatic and arrogant Neutral: Aries and Gemini Sagittarius - November 22 – December 21 Most Compatible: Aries and Leo Somewhat: Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra and Scorpio Least: Pisces - too introverted Gemini - scattered, lacks depth Virgo - narrow-minded, fussy Neutral: Taurus and Cancer Capricorn - December 22 – January 19 Most Compatible: Taurus and Virgo Somewhat: Aquarius, Pisces, Scorpio and Sagittarius Least: Aries - impulsive, erratic Cancer - depressing Libra - dramatic, lacks sincerity Neutral: Gemini and Leo Aquarius - January 20 – February 17 Most Compatible: Gemini and Libra Somewhat: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces and Aries Least: Taurus - very habit oriented Leo - too demanding Scorpio - too possessive Neutral: Cancer and Virgo Pisces - February 18 – March 19 Most Compatible: Cancer and Scorpio Somewhat: Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries and Taurus Least: Gemini - too nervous and high strung Virgo - dull Sagittarius - too impulsive Neutral: Leo and Libra AT LEAST THATS WAT THE INTERNET TELLS MEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mantis Toboggan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjHlizcXI8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 i still strongly believe that you have to be partially retarded to believe in astrology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 this is a better read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Least: Scorpio - too scheming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 What about us astrologically impaired folk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 i have a series of Alchemy Astrology lectures. each signs lecture is about 2 hours. i only got through 1.. i dunno man. its too intense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ""its all about me"'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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staby Posted December 31, 2009 Author Share Posted December 31, 2009 I know right it's so fuckin ridiculous...but some of it makes sense. And it blows my fuckin mind like how the fuck can stars and planets affect people in such ways????? Why do so many broads follow this shit like its a guideline to their life???WTF???. If a bitch axes me whats my sign one more time..... I suppose the first few months of ones existance would influence something but to such an extent? Outkast props lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 1. no, claiming that the position of stars and planets hold some weight on your personality is ridiculous and it makes no sense at all. 2. broads follow it because they're dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Personally, I prefer cutting open the belly of a rat and reading the intestines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 i still strongly believe that you have to be partially retarded to believe in astrology. this is laughable considering that a lot of the "major" religions are based on astrology.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 oh and whats even worse than stupid bitches following this bullshit is dudes that follow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Negaprop this bullshit. There is no way Jupiters rotation and the shadow of its 5th moon determine if I'm getting a pay rise at work and a blowjob from the cougar lady next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 GEMINI NIGGA WIT MOODSWINGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Negaprop this bullshit. There is no way Jupiters rotation and the shadow of its 5th moon determine if I'm getting a pay rise at work and a blowjob from the cougar lady next door. Man, a cougar bj would be money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 it would be AWESOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 tarot cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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