Swindle Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Word Swindle...her you can't have under penalty of death, and I don't have another model quite like her (wish I did haha), but I've got ALOT of very hot female friends to choose from, so you should come visit sometime You Aussies use Facebook? You can start browsing now haha me and pizzy be facebooking, its just how it is, throw me a PM if you wana. i'll browse the catalogue nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Sent Australian facebook is just like our facebooks, but it's upside down sǝıssnɐ buıʞɔnɟ ʎzɐɹɔ ǝsoɥʇ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 australian facebook all the hoes got mud on em and they got kangaroo skin thongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ughhhh this is the straight up HE MAN WOMAN FUCKERS CLUB THREAD. TITLE CHANGE PLEASE. NH THAT AND NEVER MIND BUT SAVED FOR THE MOVIE REFERENCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I'm a proud, card carrying member of the He Man Woman Haters Club, and have been for many years. When i find a girl I actually can stand, it's like that racist friend you have who talks about "This one nigger, he's a great guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 "aybee became friends with..." you might get a mystery add mr swindizzler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 FUCK FACEBOOK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 tonight this chick stopped 5 times to tell me to not come in her mouth. handed me a kleenx and everything. imagine the surprise face when i shut the first ever load into her mouth. hahhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 SHE TOOK IT IN MIAMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 #POW right In the kisser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 tonight this chick stopped 5 times to tell me to not come in her mouth. handed me a kleenx and everything. imagine the surprise face when i shut the first ever load into her mouth. hahhaa I love when girls tell me not to, because I always do anyways. The only way a chick can avoid getting it in the mouth is doing something sexy, like rubbing it on her tits or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 "aybee became friends with..." you might get a mystery add mr swindizzler peep my tight pants game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1REBEL Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ha i gotta get in that club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 pause..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Where the fuck does she expect it to go? On my stomach? Fuck that it's way easier for you to use some scope than for me to sponge bath myself down... And you best not try and kiss me after it's all good tho I drink a lot of natural juices, no soda, and don't eat hardly any processed food so my spizz tastes good anyways (I hear)... But I don't know cuz I'm not kissing you after, so don't try untill after the scope aborted all my other little seedlings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 If a girl tries to kiss you give em the left cheek and shout "Hiyo!!" like an Indian chieftain. Then after sex discuss how tiny hands of babies scare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Don't chicks understand I'm not tryna get gay with myself? I mean come on now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I'll kiss my girlfriend after she blows me, but that's the extent of it. If a random even tried to go near my face after they're catching an old school style mush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Swamp likes the girls that look like they love blow and are completely unreliable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 If a girl tries to kiss you give em the left cheek and shout "Hiyo!!" like an Indian chieftain. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Getting butt sex is simple. My ex was horribly opposed to the idea, and even scared due to her tiny (97 lb) frame, but I still succeeded. What you do is mention it a few times, not constantly, and just say you'd really like to try it alot. Don't pressure her, just mention it a few times so it's in her head. If your girl actually loves you and wants to please you, the next time you're in the heat of the moment she will tell you (as mine did) "Do anything you want to me...anything". And there you have teh buttsecks so wise this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Swamp likes the girls that look like they love blow and are completely unreliable. If you're talking about the one I just posted she hated yak (although she'd do it every once in a great while when drunk), and is one of the most responsible and reliable people I've ever met Your powers of perception seem a tad bit off today my ginger friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 She played you. She loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 :lol: I'd be interested to see what a girlfriend of yours or two has looked like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 tell her she can always spit it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 whats up with really cute girls like this, with really nasty-rash pussies? http://video.xnxx.com/video83652/ashlynn_blowjob yeah she's a porn star...but if i were a dude, i'd pay her just to be my wifey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 im not a doctor?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 You dont wife up porn stars 50 you wife up ex strippers with careers and good credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 oh right....well still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Ladies, let's try something: Close your eyes and imagine a naked man running through a field. What's the first thing you notice? /big no homo (jomo for you beaner chicks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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