delonemonkey Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 lmao..the fact that i know this guy only makes it funnier. failed hard. Close, but no cigar. A sniveling, teary-eyed suspect landed back in cuffs after he escaped from a Lower Manhattan police station yesterday, cops said. "Please, don't beat me up," crybaby Orlando Reyes repeatedly whined as he was dragged back into the First Precinct station house in TriBeCa. Dressed in a black t-shirt, jeans and white sneakers, Reyes, 21, was nabbed in front of 80 White Street -- about a half-mile from the precinct house on Ericsson Place near Varick Street, sources said. Reyes, who was initially picked up for petit larceny, made a dash for freedom at 10:33 p.m. as he was boarding a bus headed to the central lockup, cops said. He was re-arrested shortly afterwards and now faces additional charges of resisting arrest and escaping. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/he_no_escape_artist_RIX2qBFO8UbaM73aFWAf1H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 WillSWill this replace the crying van der beek pic? Only time will tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Hahaha... what an ass. What exactly qualifies as "petit larceny" anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 My question exactly. What is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 small value theft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 In France? I always thought it was petty larceny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 what fucking dumbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 petite= titless assless skinny girls that do porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 he stole a fresh hot french bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 French Bread Appreciation Thread?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 French Laundry Appreciation Thread? Uhp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 this guy better of had some time on his head, if not he is a complete moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vN-4Xwy-Cw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 pwnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 This dude ran on petit larceny? Grand larceny is 500+, so I'd assume that petit is sub 500 which wouldn't even be time. What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 probably a couple hours in the cell at the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 True true. But on the other hand, how dumb are the cops who allowed this guy to book off as he was getting on the bus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY DON'T BEAT ME UP BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 so why is he crying like a super bitch? a) he let his nice rich family down b) he gonna get raped cause hes facing hard time c) hes an emotional drug addicted train wreck, or like a woman d) Boogy handz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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