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earl broclo ESQ

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love: when I have money to shop for people.

 

hate: when I'm broke and have to wait until January 4th to buy my girl her X-Mas gift.

 

love: that my parents are taking me to Marchetti's while I'm visiting.

 

hate: that I probably won't get Marchetti's until next X-Mas.

 

love: seeing how crazy I can make my nephews think I am.

 

hate: not being able to kick the oldest one's ass anymore (7 years of Taekwondo).

 

love: power drinking rum and cokes at some Olive Garden bar while shopping for gifts.

 

hate: shopping for gifts at a mall.

 

love: seeing all the thug wannabe kids hanging out at a Cape Cod mall while I'm shopping.

 

hate: not being able to tie them up, gag them, throw them in the back of a van, drive them to East New York, push them out, and drive away fast.

 

love: how calm it is while visiting my parents.

 

hate: taking the bus there.

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love: that my parents are taking me to Marchetti's while I'm visiting

 

You're gunna be in RI for Christmas?

 

Not that we're best friends or anything, but I'd like to extend an invitation to you to get some drinks with me if you got free time. You're pretty cool, plus I always enjoy allowing oontz memebrs to see that I really am just like the interweb persona haha

 

/Nohomo, just in case

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hahahaah --you put a no/homo at the end, like I was thinking you wanted to S the D or something. No worries on that.

 

My parents moved to Cape Cod when my pop's retired, so when I visit, I stay down there. They said they would take me to Marchetti's, but now my mother sounds like she don't want to go up to Providence. I'm pissed.

 

If I do make it up there, I'll hit you up on here and see what's good.

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