earl broclo ESQ Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Love: Being drunk by mid afternoon, aggravating my pops to say "JESUS CHRIST would you shut up" over 100 times (on the supposed celebration of baby Jesus), then sitting down at 6:30pm for Chinese takeout as my whole family tries to offend my father as much as possible throughout the dinner. Hate: The Best Buy Christmas carolers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Chinese takeout on Christmas? Seriously? I did that once, but it was because my mother kicked me out of the house on Christmas An event, by the way, that she vehemently denies ever happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Not into Christmas, but I don't knock it either. Just not my thing. Probably the thing that irritates me the most is when you need beer/smokes/TP and 7-11 is closed...then it dawns on you that Satish and Govinder probably aren't at Mass or eating a ham dinner while you're standing in front of a pair of locked doors in your time of need. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B40-8 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Love:Getting gifts Hate:almost everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 love- getting expensive gifts hate- christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Love: for some reason pussy is easier this time of year. Hell yeah chinese takeout. Being too cool for gifts and gay christmas shit. Not giving a fuck about christmas. decorations. Vacation,travle,days off work. Hate: salvation army beggers bells. the below zero weather outside. christmas music. consumerism. seeing happy families of grown people (not young kids, like tenns and above with parents and cousins and shit, no love). santa. people telling strangers happy holdiays or mery christmas. being alone eating at boston market on christmas day/eve/thanksgiving/new years etc...I should be fucking miserable but i dont give enough of a fuck to think about it that way. the list goes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 7-11 closes on Christmas where you are? That sucks However, our 7-11's can't sell beer, so you have that advantage every other day Edit: To Shai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I wish everyone that "hates consumerism" would be shot in the fucking face, so their mother's cant give em an open casket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Yeah man, fuck consumerism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Hopefully you're shot in this face this holiday season while I'm out gleefully gettin my consumer on, you fuckin faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 appropriating goods < consumerism either way im doing my part! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Yes my friend, you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 It's no different than any other day for me, except as shai said, lots of places are closed. I'll probably eat a sandwich and sit around my apartment. Maybe i'll go to a bar and try to fuck some lonely jewish women. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Hate-christmas movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 i enjoy being lazy for a week, and seeing friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I spent last xmas severely hungover. I figured the day would be a wash anyhow, may as well get blackout drunk on xmas eve and sleep through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Maybe i'll go to a bar and try to fuck some lonely jewish women. This is one area where Yelp might come in really handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Love: all the cool little shit and originality my mom brings to us kids stocking contents HATE: EXTENDED FAMILY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ....damn edit button!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I was adopted do the math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 did they tell you in a dramatic way one day like in the movies or do they mention it all the time or something like that? do you really love them? anything? are you black or chinese or some shit like that? do you think about it a lot? do you tell everyone? do you feel like you dont belong? left out? ignored? tippy toe around the house? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 love: getting presents, mostly money since my family can't be bothered trying to figure out what i like -giving kickass presents to nieces and nephews -xmas bonus at work (not alot, just a $75 best buy card, but it's useful) -christmas food is generally much better than thanksgiving food hate: listening to asshole relatives whine about the "war on christmas" -christmas music (except vince guaraldi) -cold weather -getting presents from people that you don't expect presents from and feeling obligated to buy them meaningless shit. usually i just end up buying them lotto scratch offs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I figured the day would be a wash anyhow, may as well get blackout drunk on xmas eve and sleep through it. This sounds like a plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Love- when neighborhoods come together and do the whole Christmas hoopla, Christmas dinners, my ma makes biscochitos cookies this time of the year and they are awesome, family from out of town comes over. Hate- Suicide calls increase during this time of the year at my job...I like that potential um suicidees (?) call someone for help instead of ya know offing themselves...but those are really hard phone conversations to be a part of/make me nervous. I don’t like the whole gift giving thing much/ receiving. I never know what to get anyone and usually go shopping last minute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 You work at a suicide hotline? they really have those? sounds like a cake job for someone like me (I just dont give a fu...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 http://www.turntablelab.com/dj_equipment/71/144/65566.html Seriously? $1695?!?! I would love new headphones for Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 This sounds like a plan. one of the roomates was "kind" enough to snap a shot of me passed out when they arrived home early xmas morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 did you seriously pass out in a tshirt and no pants, half on a mattress on the floor? awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 It looks like an alcoholic cokehead lives there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 thats the "crackpad" complete with unzipped sleepingbag for a blanket. I just moved in...nofurnitureyetoner. and thats exactly how I was. no staging or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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