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I'm 56 And I'm A Virgin (*) (*)

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Woman's Declaration That She's a 56-Year-Old Virgin Off by One Night

 

http://gawker.com/5362916/woman-declaration-that-shes-a-56+year+old-virgin-off-by-one-night

 

 

We mentioned this yesterday, but now we've got the video: A woman announced at a Texas Education Agency hearing yesterday that she is a 56-year-old virgin. She thought she was testifying at a hearing about sex education. She wasn't. Former schoolteacher Deborah Parish (we're unsure on the spelling, since we got her name from the video), wanted to impress upon the agency that you can teach kids to get sexy without taking their clothes off, a proposition for which the fact that she had gone all her 56 years without "technically" having sex somehow serves as evidence. But before she could testify about all her gratifying fully clothed sexual experiences, the agency's members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness—the sex ed stuff, when her virginal status would have been relevant, had all happened the day before. Read the agenda, virgin!

(Also on the agenda yesterday was a proposal to teach all Texans about Newt Gingrich in history class, but Parish didn't weigh in on that.)

 

 

 

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it seems an uptight old biddy got her dates wrong.

 

(see what I did there?)

 

So, anyway, this thread is useless, show us some titties!

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Teacher gives speech or something about sex education. Mentions shes a virgin. Realizes that the program shes at is for Alcohol. Sex education was the night before. She fucked up.

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You confused me there, my caucasian.

 

 

I'm not that old. Damn. That's DAO age. I'm younger than you, triple C.

 

On the topic: bitch thought she'd get some attention by putting her "technically

a virgin" ass on blast.

 

In my younger years "technically" meant she gave head and let you get down with

some munching and ass play.

 

10 says this ho thinks her dildo is "technically" a real person.

 

 

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how do you fuck around and become a 56 year old virgin. Or rather how do

you not fuck around and become a 56 year old virgin.

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That sucks for her, and I occasionally feel lonely but sex up several times a week, I couldn't even imagine...

 

Or this stupid bitch is the biggest prude ever.. In that case fuck her, if not I kinda feel bad

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