lord_casek Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Woman's Declaration That She's a 56-Year-Old Virgin Off by One Night http://gawker.com/5362916/woman-declaration-that-shes-a-56+year+old-virgin-off-by-one-night We mentioned this yesterday, but now we've got the video: A woman announced at a Texas Education Agency hearing yesterday that she is a 56-year-old virgin. She thought she was testifying at a hearing about sex education. She wasn't. Former schoolteacher Deborah Parish (we're unsure on the spelling, since we got her name from the video), wanted to impress upon the agency that you can teach kids to get sexy without taking their clothes off, a proposition for which the fact that she had gone all her 56 years without "technically" having sex somehow serves as evidence. But before she could testify about all her gratifying fully clothed sexual experiences, the agency's members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness—the sex ed stuff, when her virginal status would have been relevant, had all happened the day before. Read the agenda, virgin! (Also on the agenda yesterday was a proposal to teach all Texans about Newt Gingrich in history class, but Parish didn't weigh in on that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 You confused me there, my caucasian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Makros? Are you in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
((CityonSMASH)) Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 if she keeps that shit shaved ill tackle that virgin slice like its 4th and inches on my own goalline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 it seems an uptight old biddy got her dates wrong. (see what I did there?) So, anyway, this thread is useless, show us some titties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Teacher gives speech or something about sex education. Mentions shes a virgin. Realizes that the program shes at is for Alcohol. Sex education was the night before. She fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 You confused me there, my caucasian. I'm not that old. Damn. That's DAO age. I'm younger than you, triple C. On the topic: bitch thought she'd get some attention by putting her "technically a virgin" ass on blast. In my younger years "technically" meant she gave head and let you get down with some munching and ass play. 10 says this ho thinks her dildo is "technically" a real person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 i feel sorry for her i bet her people skills are shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 I get it now. Read it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Didn't I say TITTIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 how do you fuck around and become a 56 year old virgin. Or rather how do you not fuck around and become a 56 year old virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SymQqZYiVyA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 i wonder what she smells like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 haha damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 just wait calig will beflower her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 That sucks for her, and I occasionally feel lonely but sex up several times a week, I couldn't even imagine... Or this stupid bitch is the biggest prude ever.. In that case fuck her, if not I kinda feel bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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