SystemFailure Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Earl don't forget the $250,000 in medical bills you averted from paying, you know, when R@ndom Arsoned 12 youth Bible camps last may. Then get her back with Drano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 hot pockets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 instead of 'give infraction' i think the mods should be able to 'give infarction' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 That's right! I'm still trying to make an appeal on that Bible Camp incident. You don't even know what it took to cover all that up. It was a lot more than just putting quilts down on dead kids. Holyshit was that a bad day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 That wasn't even a demon! It was just a low level Demi-God. As much as I appreciate you leaving me the sword, I don't think that will cover your tab. In the year 2007, you racked up a $230,010 bill with me. I got you off for the charges of sodomy, rape, attempted murder, grand larceny, as well as 25 parking tickets in Austin. Do you really think your fucking broad sword is going to cover that? You lived a very metal year that year, and I'm the one who made sure you could get to 2009. I remember you saying "I want to be like GG and announce my death." So you said "blah blah blah 2009, blah blah blah pancakes." Well, in 2007 you tied up a 12 year old girl to a goat, and tried to sacrifice her on the rooftop of a Denny's. You're lucky my legal team was able to destroy the evidence against you, or else you never would have eaten that first pancake and made your predictions come true. Broad sword? Sheeesh. This guy tried to pawn me off with a fucking +6 Broad sword made from a demi-god's tooth. That tooth can only inflict +5 HP damage. You seriously think that covers your debt? That's like trying to pay me with Hot Pockets! I want my money man! Alright man, I will throw in my armor made from the scales of a wyvern. That is +46 Defense, resistant to fire, thunder, ice spells, and improves Agility and intelligence. That is my final offer, i am dead for cthulhus sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 It'be funny if you actually died tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I've got a goat with a thousand young I can offer up to cover some of his debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I've got a goat with a thousand young I can offer up to cover some of his debt. No thanks. I live in a 900 sq. ft, 2 Bdrm, 2nd floor apartment. I don't think my landlords will be cool with that. And Random --I'll take that Wyvern armor, but you also have to throw in your copy of Congo Bongo, and all your Louie Prima cds. And don't pull that "I'm dead" shit with me. You know how I am when it comes to money. Pay up or I'm coming to get you in Valhalla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 all these OG's dyin and shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Rest in Pam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 REST IN TURBONEGRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 REST IN TURBONEGRO ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 WAFFLES UP. PANCAKES DOWN. That's what you get you pancake eating pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 so the metal finally died huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 metal will nevar die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 damn everyones dying random you were cool even though you were a cool dick jk/nh told you that gurl would get you in the long run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Pancakes ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 that cats everywhere these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 instead of 'give infraction' i think the mods should be able to 'give infection' *Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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