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What do you do when your pet busts you wrestling wityh cyclops?  

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dudes..i had a rather awkward situation once..i went to go to take a leak and upon midleak i realize that the house cat is in the tub staring at me pee..i felt very uncomfortable..but continued to pee. also cuz stopping pee mid leak is really annoying. i shuda peed in its face. jk

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funny story, my freind was asking if any of us had given our dog a facial. we gave him a what the fuck look and he said he only did it one time and thought more of us would have.

 

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Hahahaha. "It's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let the dog lick it off.............because its YOUR dog!"

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Talking about jerking off isn't really a big deal. I mean you talk about fucking women, right? And when you jerk off I'll assume you think about women..?

 

So, when you're telling a story about how you were fucking a woman, you're telling us how it made your dick feel.

 

Either way the question was how do you feel if/when an animal walks in? Personally I don't think they quite understand anyway, but it's still sort of fuckin weird if your doing a buck thirty on your pickle and your anteater walks in on you.

 

And as for the fifi's you'd have to be a dirty motherfucker to share. And i don't know anyone who uses a bag. We just got gloves from CO's.

 

 

 

Now had there been an anteater in my cell its nose would be perfect.:D

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