Soup Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Drove two hours in a motherfucking M3 up to Bodega Bay. Went diving in some gnarly fucking water with a FUCKING fog rolling through. Caught some badass abalone. Shot the shit out of a piece of fucking cardboard with a sickass motherfucking buckshot loaded twelve gauge. And now im off to rearrange some facial features with my fucking boat shoes at muay thai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 cream on the inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oh and I had a motherfucking five dollar foot long for lunch and a Barks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 im eating breaded tilapia, and it totally owns your story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oh and I had a motherfucking five dollar foot long for lunch and a Barks. I got your five dollar foot long right here (grumble grumble)....Did you dive in Bodega Bay or in the ocean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I drove through there today, got some fish&chips, kept going to petaluma, painted. Went home and took a shower. I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 mofukka be smashin exotic whips in route to the octopus's garden while tradin' fisticuffs with chong li Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Just went to the yankees/orioles game, free tickets hooked up by one of the regulars at the bar I work at; put down some nathan's cheese fries as the yankees won their 9th straight game, and am now getting shitfaced at Glacken's a bit down the way from the new stadium. Most boss day of spring '09 for me so far. And now I'm tryna think of that Sadat X quote about Glacken's: "went to Glacken's had a drink and made it happen(?)" /sadatxvoiceoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 morning bar afte last final. Sunset at beach with pretty girl In and out burger About to goto a bar that's hosting so a new band of vodka( so free drinks) I like my day so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Im on 12oz in my boxers eating cup noodles Yall niggas aint sick like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Getting hammered in Copenhagen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 No your on the computer in Copenhagen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 morning bar afte last final. Sunset at beach with pretty girl In and out burger About to goto a bar that's hosting so a new band of vodka( so free drinks) I like my day so far turned out it was only an hour of free vodka. i cant remember the name of the brand but it was ok. our group was killin the vodka cranberries. the fucking barkeeps couldnt keep up. was pretty fun. not really my type of place. i think it was a lawyer bar. it was name 'sidebar' and there were people in suits and a bunch of cougers. good times though also, i tried that new belvedere 1X with some sprite........eeehhhhhh :unhappy2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Getting hammered in Copenhagen. how is it there, im going to denmark for 4 months for some community service type shit, im not even sure yet. But i dont know if its going to be whack or dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 Seriously. If Im smashing your daaughter who's 24 and still lives at home, dont criticize shit about my hard working educated ass because I'll set your whole kitchen on fire with with my drunken anger and a disremembered plate of frozen lasagna. Oh and yeah, abs are all caught in and north of bodega bay. I'll be up again in 3 hours for the just about the lowoest tide fo the season. FOB's and fish and gay warden all over the fucking place tomorrow. Good fucking times but I gotta make rent and it sure as fuck beats working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 be safe out there mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 fuck today i went clamming. got a hundred plus on top of that i got a good amount of oysters went back home cooked up some ill ass ny strips, clams steamed in good ass beer and oysters on the half shell. then went and got fucked up now its after 3 and im chillin the days been great 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 fully sweet activity-oriented report and no flicks? ps you don't catch abalone you pull them off rocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 PS a fog can't fuck either—nonetheless a proofread's appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 you'd def get props for flicks of catching abs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 friday: flora. tv on the radio and dirty projectors at fox. sex. saturday: sex. shwarma. shopping for suits for dudes for the french laundry. bar. pizza in the sunset. bar. sex. sleep. sunday: sex. woke up in sf. walked across the street to say hi to my brother who was bouncin at a club in the wee hours in the morning. went home. took a shower. drove to my moms house. did my laundry. finished traffic school. made a sandwich. went to the mall. bought some shit. went back. had chinese food with my mom. got my car washed. drove home. in pjays. this weekend was awesome. minus the fact someone broke into my apartment building. fuck em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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