YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 so since my last thread got apocolyzed I'll just continue These Jesus freaks toned down the weightlifting, but they still were doing it, and always late, like between the hours of 9-midnight. There is really no quiet way to lift freeweights in the top story of a condo, dropping them basically 2 feet from my head. Also the dogs are always annoying... Or WERE annoying, tonight has been the first quiet night since we moved in because of what went down today So im carrying my son in the carseat leaving the front door, and I guess they were about to walk these bigass dogs, off leash, because as soon as I get out the door they both rush me. These big ass dogs are off leash and they like to jump up on you, and I'll be damned if I let one of them jump up on the carseat. The dogs are all jumping around, and I flip on dude, telling him he better check his dogs. One of them tried to run up in my house even - now I know they aren't threatening, but if one of these dogs tried to jump up on the carseat he's gonna scratch the baby, and this dude can't get them to listen, so I start screaming at him, telling him if his dogs try and jump up on my baby again I'm going to crack it's fucking skull open on the concrete. The dogs are barking, were scrambling to get to the car, and I'm just going off on dude saying I'm not dealing with this shit. He's all like "I'm sorry sir I'm doing the best yadda yadda yadda. Then I call up the property owner and tell him all the shit has to stop, what with the weights, the big dogs, everything. He didn't seem very aware of all the shit they were doing, and went over there himself. I guess he didn't like what he saw what with 3 people, 2 big dogs, and the makeshift loft in his condo, because I havnt heard a peep out of them except when they walk the dogs past my door. Me - 1 Jesus kids - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 whatever you're doing there with that there font dude...it's not so legible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Fuvk that font But I still read it Oh, Fuck their Jesus. Real Talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 look forward to further adventures. you can still pour shitloads of locusts into their room and tell them its the apocalypse just for good measure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 pee in their butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 look forward to further adventures. you can still pour shitloads of locusts into their room and tell them its the apocalypse just for good measure Locusts are noisy as fuck though. That would kinda defeat the purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 you should sneak up on their balcony and burn a cross and call the fire department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 snitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 .................... Locusts would work, if they were Jews. How about throwing in a pitbull on PCP? That'll work FOR SURE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 my neighbors have loud sex, listen to dire straits on repeat hella loud, wear nikes and have dreds. barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Hahaha. I still think that pitbull and PCP is the way to go. Or go to church, pull a marilyn manson, and make them kill the neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 charles manson?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Dude Pcp is an animal tranq If you give it to a dog it will make it sleep It only turns humans into bizarro superman hulk smash mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Locusts are noisy as fuck though. That would kinda defeat the purpose. you got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 my neighbors have loud sex, listen to dire straits on repeat hella loud, wear nikes and have dreds. barf. Which neighbors? I want to say "sexy Dire Straits" then laugh and point at them the next time I'm over there and they're out and about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 i hate when people have poorly trained dogs i think it reflects a lot on how the owner views life in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Which neighbors? I want to say "sexy Dire Straits" then laugh and point at them the next time I'm over there and they're out and about. upstairs, above me. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think I've only heard the ones next door. One time it sounded like they were walking around the house in these- In fact I'm pretty sure those are the same shoes and the same floor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Yeah I concur I like dogs, a lot, and have bred and raised Dalmatians in the past , which require serious training... But when motherfuckers own big ass dogs and just let them jump all over people because "u know they are like nice, they are just playing" it really pisses me off. Like great I know this dog isn't going to bite me, but did you consider that perhaps I don't enjoy this big slobbering dog jumping all up in my biz? Plus one of the first times I complained to these guys about the tennis balls when they opened the door the dog straight up jumped on me and clawed my arm. Dude needs to check his dogs for real. My girl is all like "you embarassed me screaming like a psycho!" but whatever, shit is quiet now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 stop snitching. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 There's no 'g' in "snitchin'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 when you are using proper English there is. yah dig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You did right man. Fucking can't stand people with overbearing dogs, or kids even. Get your fucking dog away from me, get your fucking dirty bastard kids away from me. Haya is right, it is a reflection of how they view life in general. The dog is an extension of its owner. Having some big overbearing animal jump all up in your life and want to dance with you is not far from having its owner do the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 If you REALLY want to get them write them up a whole list of grievances in that font you're using. It will blind them. Where will their God be then? But honestly, fuck someone who can't keep a handle on their dogs, especially big ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 oh y'all ain't like courier new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 oh y'all ain't like courier new? I aint mad at it. Some people do different shit with their posts. Spy D does the split colors, Haya does bold. From now on Im going to post in 'wheat'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Nah nah I'm far to lazy for any kind of consistancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 .................... Locusts would work, if they were Jews. How about throwing in a pitbull on PCP? That'll work FOR SURE. Actually, locusts were one of the plagues unleashed on the Egyptians for keeping the Jews as slaves. And props to you KimJungIlla on the Dalmatian tip, great dogs, LOT of work/exercise, had one before, have one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrakFood Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Dude Pcp is an animal tranq If you give it to a dog it will make it sleep It only turns humans into bizarro superman hulk smash mode :lol: :lol: some people. A pitbull on pcp. oh shit nice call here Tre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrakFood Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Burn them bitches house down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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