crime stoppers Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 true, wouldnt wife full stop. tpbm is dcor8, who is post whoring the shit out of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 False, just making my morning rounds. TPBM will recommend a field of study that is in demand in the job market today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 true, china tpbm has to complete a motherfucker of a work day before they can earn this coming weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 true. today was my 2nd day of work and i'm already thinking about quitting and telling this one big fat white nurse that's been eyeing me and striking up random conversation's to hit me up if she needs some hard dick cuz i'm out. tpbm thinks that sounds like a plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Never quit job "A" before securing job "B", as for the white whale, harpoon that shit Captian Ahab. TPBM wouldn't quit any job (within reason) in this job market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 i don't like working...i guess i'm more like my father than i thought i was. tpbm has farted in their hand brought it up to their face and smelled it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcor8 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 True.. :what: TPBM been interrupted by a parent in the process of fornicating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 true. my ex's mom used to come home at the most inconvienent times. recently, my mother in law caught me slapping my wife's ass on mother's day. her p's are hella puritanical. tpbm is day drinking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 false. tpbm thinks it's funny how two oontzer's know each other but never let on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 false, its teh gaize. tpbm has a few homies on teh oontz that never post under the same screen names more than 5 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 false, I have no homies TPBM works on a federally funded project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 false. tpbm called the shit poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 true, lol tpbm is never eating at that fucking diner again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 true. tpbm has been getting back in to mountain dew lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 i never fell out of mountain dew.. but if anything, im tryna be done w/ soda tpbm ate like shit yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 true. tpbm's since of humour is lost on most people except their main niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 false, i'm funny as fuck or at least funny looking tpbm has an issue with body odor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 false. or do you mean dealing with other people's? then true. tpbm has bitten another writer physically, like in an altercation or just palling around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 faaalllllssss.... tryna think.. yeah, false. tpbm was told by a jamaican woman theye had feelings for for a long time that shell have a baby widm if she doesnt already have one by age 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 false no kids for the kid. tpbm thinks i should hurry up and have a kid so that it can have one living great great grandparent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishbone Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 false. tpbm doesn't like kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 sorta yeah. tpbm wants the flute captain picard played first in his imagination then in real life in the star trek episode "the inner light" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcor8 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 ...what the!? Tpbm finds warm comfort in the bottle of crown royale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 false. tpbm is enjoying all the hot beef on the orange line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcor8 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 True, I love everything about the orange line.. Crackheads included as pure entertainment Tpbm hopes Lebron James will never win a ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 false. tpbm has been snorting some mugwart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 false, unless all this blow is cut with mugwart tpbm is a mugwart gribblet, and if so, will explain to me what that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 No, but a Wiccan chick that I used to know made me a pillow that had mugwort and other assorted herbs in it, cured my terminal insomnia like a champ till I lost it. TPBM thinks that most chicks that claim to be Wiccians are just clueless slags that are trying to seem exotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 truth be told tpbm doesnt buy any of this bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 true. if tpbm could kindly clear their pm's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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