CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm has self meetings before they go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Sometimes. Tpbm almost sean kingston'd themself today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 i hope not...whatever that may be the streets fucked up, tpbm about to up the price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm has done bondage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 naw dude tpbm got gonorrhea from a tractor seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 False. Tpbm wants to check out this bump on my sack. it has irregular edges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false get some cute female with a bunch of student loan debt from going to med school to check it out instead Tpbm only lets cute female doctors touch their dick when they go to the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 true in the future. i cant remember the last time a doctor touched my dick. tpbm has been a squeegee kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false, not sure what that means though. But I did know this chick who went by that name years ago. Tpbm has spanked it in the back room at a porn theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false its punk kids who clean people windshields at red lights tpbm has done drugs in an alley behind the porn theater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm has done drugs inside the police station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 False. Tpbm has a pig cop crossing guard obsession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 False, but I've gotten weed into it after being searched, twice. Tpbm has been strip searched Timing fail, false haha wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm will be chillin in a hot tub while it's -20 out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false i would though tpbm still plays touch football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false, though I did play tackle football all drunk in the park one day. Drunk punks vs east bay thug kids. Game was epic comedy Tpbm is contemplating smuggling drugs inside jail in their anus in the near future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 False, but if I were I would smuggle them in my stomach as opposed to my anus. TPBM has a gay friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm is paranoid that one of their buddies slept with their girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm is paranoid one of their buddies is gonna find out they slept with their girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false, never happened tpbm needs a PT job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm told their girl they got a part time job but actually are cheating on her a few days a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false. tpbm blew out the flame and started inhaling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm knows more than 5 magic tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false. tpbm will confess a shameful secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm is sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false tpbm touches their hair more than they touch their girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 i might. tpbm just realized they can make gifs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 false known that for a while tpbm is gonna entertain me with a story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 true. at my friends house, there was a pumpkin pie left sitting on the table for a long time. decided to bite into it before checking the smell for funk & realized i just basically bit/chewed once a huge mouthful of compost. had to cough/gargle it all out. there was no sweet pie - it was saddening tpbm could eat pizza or a bacon cheeseburger everyday. srsly tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 true after a workout tpbm had hail break their windshield once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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