CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm nose is bigger than their dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 close but false ;) TPBM will listen to Motley Crue "dr feelgood" at some point this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false. tpbm wants bunny fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm knows what i should do with this phone i acquired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false illumnati is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 true. write "for you", tie a cute ribbon around it, & frisbee it through a random window tpbm is easily irritated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false the person below me enjoys the music of Deer Tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm babysits their buddies kids once in awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false. tpbm likes the sisterhood of the traveling pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm needs to take his dog for a walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tomorrow morning tpbm has a car that was made before 1980 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm owns a motorcycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false. tpbm owns a mo d cycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 true tpbm doesnt need a chemical blow to pull a ho all they need is chemical bank to pay the mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 True. Tpbm knows what kind of petshop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm knows someone named dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 True. The person below me is on vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false. tpbm likes squeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm plays with their jello before they eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 True. All day lol The person below me likes jello jiggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm is a large body of water containing many floes taking up mad space and leaving nothing for the pros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 true tpbm has bought a cop a doughnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Fuck no. The person below me hasn't had a doughnut in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 true I think those things are gross Tpbm brought a cop a plate of bacon at a festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm has swung at a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 True Tpbm has swung at a cop and connected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 5th tpbm has a bum back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm has had sex in a limo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 false tpbm has had sex in a restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 true Tpbm has had sex on their best friends couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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