CancerDancer Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 false tpbm had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 true tpbm didn't find it painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 True. Tpbm just realized everytime they ride in a white person's car they're blastin that we're not gonna take it song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 False, but seen car fulls of white dudes blasting that song while driving by. Quite stereotypically hilarious, I didn't know people actually listen and like that song outside of movies, commercials and college sports games. Tpbm thinks that dudes who like Drake also like it deep in their poopers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 false tpbm bites their nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 False, clip them bitches with a laser eye Tpbm oontz from work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 False, househusbandoner TPBM had some shit to do today but shitty weather has squashed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 False Tpbm thinks that when my boss said call him tonight to see if he needed me tomorrow that was just the nice way of telling me I got fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 that wasn't nice at all. tpbm has gone to write "fuck the police" on a wall but when they got to o a cop showed up so you changed it to pope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 false Tpbm has had the cops roll up on them and yell "hey don't run" or something similar when they are really far away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 5th tpbm has tiptoed past the cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 True Tpbm likes to fuck with telemarketers when they call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 false tpbm doesnt have caller id Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 false. tpbm has land cow vision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Umm, False. tpbm doesn't give a fuck about other peoples feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false i look out for peoples emotions in conversations tpbm is getting snow tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 False, Straya cunt. tpbm likes gangnam style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 oh fuck no. tpbm fucks with the pride of Australia, Lee Kernaghan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false tpbm is pulling an all nighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Nope. tpbm was scolded today for improperly handling some frilly fuckin throw pillows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false tpbm has a job where they dont need to put up with shit from clients, I.E. tpbm is a fuckin professional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 true tpbm hasn't had time to eat for the past 12 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false tpbm is going to bed, got another big day comin up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false tpbm is subscribed to a magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 true tpbm lives in somewhere where it's past midnight right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 true tpbm has kicked down a door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 true, feels awesome tpbm has a US shoe size over 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 False. Tpbm knows atleast 5 women named fiberglassina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 false tpbm pissed someone off today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 False. Tpbm has pissed on some dudes shoe at the urinal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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