Illuminati Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm has those lots on lock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 i'd like to think so? tpbm thinks separating whites and darks when doing laundry is some pussy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 False, I think doing laundry is some pussy shit and that is why you have a woman around to do it Tpbm can't remember the last time they washed their own clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false...peasant status tpbm has kicked a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false i would if one came up to me to attack kick him in the nose or in the ribs tpbm has trained their dog to do trains edit: meant tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false...trained him to run a train though tpbm wears a bucket hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 like gordons tpbm wants fish sticks now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm drinks a gallon of water a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true, multiple gallons actually tpbm drinks over a gallon of beer a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false, it happens though tpbm is considering going sober and dieting, get really really chiseled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false im already doing that and i was always sober tpbm cant remember the last time they did narcotics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 narcotics? By what definition? False since I ate a vicodin earlier but that is cause I had to go to the ER due to pain the other night and they gave them to me. Tpbm thinks I should not operate heavy machinery at work tomorrow on vicoden after the jackhammer on my steel toe boot incident today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true tpbm watched end of watch again after seeing it in the theatres, and got a much better impression of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm takes 2 showers a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true recently since when I get home from work i'm covered in dust dirt and mud Tpbm can bench 150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true tpbm is taller that 6 feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm weighs over 200 pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true tpbm plays a competitive sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 False. Tpbm fried over scrambled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Omelette. TPBM just bought themselves a present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm knows someone with 6 fingers on one hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm is sick of this fuckin cold front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false, its supposed to break 60 today. tpbm hates having to use cheap kitchen knives at other people's homes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 TRUE! something every house needs is a set of good knives! tpbm has the day off and yet lots of work to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 trueish tpbm owns a 35mm camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm watches anime porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm has never watched porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 thats not possible tpbm is getting hungry again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 False, just ate TPBM has caused a mistake that cost more than 10,000 dollars to fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 true over 200k once everything gets settled tpbm has toaster sized hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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