theprotester Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 True. And, yes, I do. TPBM lives to work, but wishes they could just work to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 ive said it before, ill say it again: if i had my way, id just live in a tree and fuck all day tpbm likes tropical fruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Sure. Tpbm has had sex in some sortof weird swampy clearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 True. More often than most would consider plausible. TPBM has punched a windscreen and cracked it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranx0 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 false, but saw someone else do this successfully. They did it hammer fist action style even. TPBM tried whippin donuts with a front wheel drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 False. I really do not like things like that in any wheels. TPBM thinks the somewhat cute in the face BBW that was in the store earlier, would probably go home with him tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 True. tpbm's ass is turnin more colors than a mandrill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 tpbm thinks this nigga lil terrio looks like a straight vic, ayo, that nigga look like hes afraid of broads and cries when he fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Tpbm's weak and it hurts to be deaf, dumb, and blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 you didnt answer my quesiton tho!!!! wtf?!??! this threads in the gutter man tpbm is farting around on their sales work, and theyre going to pay for it later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 false, air it out as i walking about. tbpm girl get too emotional, fanatic extremist Compulsive, with malice incentives, the foulest of bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Nah. tpbm tries to hook the pull cord around the person in front of them's ear and then pull it and act like it was a mistake on the bus sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 false tpbm has loot, but still hops the turnstile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 True Tpbm hasnt cut their hair in a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 True. tpbm has tried purina moist and meaty dog chow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 false, but i have tried a bit of a dog biscuit. it was gross tpbm would eat a whole can of soft dog food on a dare - fried in a pan with a bit of alfredo sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 PrA-li not. They make it smell like shit on purpose. Tpbm darts their tongue in and out of whoever they're kissing's mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 yup, straight stabbin her tonsils TPBM Would name their son Toe Jam if there wife/husband let them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 false PrA-li not. They make it smell like shit on purpose. sometimes, the bacon strips shit actually smells kinda good. wouldnt try it, though as to not miss anything, tpbm has taken a discreet piss inside the theatre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 False. tpbm agrees, dog food might be okay for old people, but I think I'll steer clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 true. dont know if id feed dog food to seniors, though tpbm has seen a ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 True. Ghost mutt. tpbm would rock a race car bed but done up in the car of your choosing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 true -> mystery machine + velma tpbm would sleep in a cushy & posh double-wide coffin, lined with a remote adjustable mattress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Sure. Tpbm has a romantic abnormality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 True. For propping you! Tpbm oontzes a lot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 too fuckin much tpbm does too many favors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Way too many. Tpbm gets distracted easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 If l'm doing something I don't care all that much about to begin with, then true. tpbm failed a blood test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 False. Tpbm has been AWOL before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 False. tpbm has unexpectedly sneezed in a stranger's face and then just made an awkard stupid face instead of apologizing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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