MedicineCabinet Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 a false streak, but gyros do remind me of drooling /thisispavlovsdog tpbm would cap a cope throw for fun, or if it was just in the way of a spot they wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 for fun, no. in the way of a spot, for sure tpbm is hungier than a motherfucker and lonely as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 True/false. Tpbm thinks god even sees when you use the jet function on the shower head as your own personal bidet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 false, no one can see down there lolzzzzzzz tpbm hasnt changed too much in the past few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 internally, yes.. externally, not so much tpbm is far from being down with adam sandler movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 false, but im not really down with them. tpbm started drinkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks play doh smells maad good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Trel Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 False play-dough smells like spanish feet. TPBM has eaten out a girls booty before 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 True. The person below me will eat/has eaten a full serving of vegetables today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 False. Tpbm has used a sock for ass wipe before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 true (but I've also used both Ukranian and Indian money) The per son below me has also wiped their ring on money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 False Tpbm doesnt know how they got home tonight/thismorning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 false tpbm went to see a certain comedian who's been off the grid close to a decade, hoping this motherfucker would have material STACKED and ready to have a nigga bustin out laughing. instead, holmes started bitching about the crowd not keeping quiet, dissed the city and walked off stage. even if the crowd hadnt given him shit, which was probably just a cop out anyway, he had like no new material, and tpbm thinks that is just a crock of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Word fer word. Tpbm doesn't know who they are, ask them they couldn't say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 i know exactly who they are, ask me and i wouldnt say tpbm stick up america, nas in ya area, disrupt the sound barrier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 False. TPBM is going to shoot something today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 i shot a load onto my thigh earlier. does that count? NOPE. tpbm is bouta have dinner with his oldest friend and their family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 False. a nigga booed dave chapelle. Tpbm would fight a grown man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 true.. when push comes to shove. i dont care as much about winning as i do about not backing down tpbm slings rocks outside of a chuckecheeses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 False. Tpbm would rather twerk than tweak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 false, tho i have thought about it tpbm knew that was coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 TRUE TPBM just found some old music and is proceeding to rock out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 For once, false. Tpbm sniffed their cousin's panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 false, but i did have a major crush on my older cousin when i was like 3. i just decided she was pretty and used to grab her by her wrist and proceed to try and walk her into the house where i would.. i had no idea what to do, i just knew i needed to, like, take her. im pretty sure this is the first time ive ever told anyone that. tpbm has a date tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 False. Tpbm can't deal with the real word is bond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 I am the danger tpbm is tryna decide on hitting the casino, or stickin around and seein what else is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 False. they ain't eem build them shits yet. Tpbm thinks the songs from graffaholiks are wack but kinda dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 false - havent heard any tpbm aint fazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 True. supreme reserve. Tpbm didn't remember kamel from theodore tugboat being dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 classic tpbm woke up feeling like drained today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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