yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false, sarah muhglockin aight tho tpbm is very different than theyd ever expected theyd be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Idk kinda. Tpbm is the horniest thing in sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 ABSOLUTELY. tpbm has something very good to look forward to... finally moving outta their moms. yo real talk, that was some BULLSHIT though, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Werd. Idk maybe. Tpbm is having a tough time finding a significant other to put up with their bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False Tpbm is one of those vengeful fuckers who would drop caltrops in front of the tow business to pop their tires and apoxy the front door of family dollar shut late night over some shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Prolly not. Tpbm does not smell like baby powder and ass that much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 True, I don't smell like it at all Tpbm hate going grocery shopping and getting stuck in line behind some fat person who smells like baby powder and ass that is buying the nastiest food imaginable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false. i try to avoid lines & buying shit at stores during rush hour (assuming theyre being paid for) fuck tow truck drivers.. bunch of selfish dirt people. friend & i call them "crash rats" tpbm has heard of atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 true tpbm is a song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false Tpbm has a song written about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 tpbm has written poetry for a chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 true Tpbm regrets clicking that link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 SKIPPED IT. TPBM has a fairly well integrated surveillance system they can check from their phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. Tpbm never liked the power rangers rip yellow one tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False never watched them. TPBM is hitting the gym.(after they finish oontzing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. Tpbm is an aggressive prius owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False. TPBM is an aggressive driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 false can't be too aggressive ina hyundai tpbm thinks #nowthatchersdead refers to the shitty 80's singer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 False, lol. Tpbm ignores girls they went to high school with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 ignore them if they got uglier person blow me can't paint graffiti for shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 False. TPBM runs the a/c with the windows down like who gives a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 fags, i always click all yous links - with & without the benefit of the doubt false. havent ac/dcd yet this year tpbm would rather freeze to death than burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 True. But I heard it's more painful? TPBM doesn't know how people find this stuff out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I assume it is done using chinese student dissidents TPBM knows a person who has had their own business fail spectacularly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 i think they straightup tested all of that stuff on people throughout various genocides.. unspeakable ways to take the human body to the limit, mentally & physically at all stages of life - like how much blunt force itd take to crack a babys skull & shit like that thats just a loose hearsay/guess, so false? tpbm doubts that answer & is all "waaaat no wai" edit* damn it. yeah, used to live in a house where one of the guys owned a business that plummeted tpbm hates it when they type up what they thought was a decent answer, only to find out that it was a fruitless effort too late. tis life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 True. Tpbm saw it snow today and wants to know what us going on with the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Nope. Just opened up the freezer. TPBM just finished their last show of the day and is ready for a tall frosty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 True ready for a beer Tpbm can use Korean chopsticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 No. Tpbm knows what to do with a drunken sailor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 knock him out cause he is probably going to try to start a fight? Tpbm thinks the booze and sleeping pills should have made me pass out by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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