MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 true in the sense of the universe but false as a born muggle.. more so just a retard when it comes to highlights & knowing exactly where the lights supposed to bouncing off of tpbm has slapped someone with a deep-fried oven mitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Nope. Tpbm likes bolongna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 im gonna say false. havent ate it in maybe 20 yrs. the person below me likes sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True nh. Tpbm's toes look like sausages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 true. mini sausage links tpbm would eat a clump of cat litter the size of a small bouncy ball for 200 moneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 false. tpbm would ride a bike with no bike seat for 5 miles for 200 moneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 yeah. sounds painful but rewarding. either way, you win tpbm doesnt think it would be challenging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Unless it was an elaborate game of musical chairs, I don't see the issue. TPBM is hungry as fuck right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 false, i'm fed tpbm buys 1 dutch at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False TPBM wishes the weekend would hurry up and arrive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True. Tpbm would ride a bike with no bike seat for 5 miles for no reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 hell no. false tpbm would be my bike seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 false. tpbm cant help themselves when there is a perfect chance to do something they're 'not meant to' , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Yeah. Tpbm got 4 prawpz today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True. One was a neg though. Poor little bugger having a rough day. TPBM is about to start a show and has done ZERO prep/rehearsal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False. who was it? Tpbm boutta have some ribs even though one of the side effects is "doo doo smells worse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Mercury Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True...im slammin even though the result be's "heavy mud butt" Tpbm aint never seen a doc about those "bumps". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True. i read up on them though. Tpbm would shoot my hooker's penis off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 false EDIT: Fasle Tpbm has a bail/lawyer fund stashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False. Tpbm has pink lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False. TPBM sinks ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False. Tpbm blows fart bubbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False? Tpbm wonders if that is what mass does after he bleaches bitches assholes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Mercury Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True. How does it take such beautiful shape, fades and color without a few bubbles being blown? TPBM seriously contemplates Mass Graffs ass bleaching boutique and its annual net worth..And its profit sharing as a 'chain outlet". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False Tpbm thinks the last comment was about blowing glass and being able to do fresh work on a nice torch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False. Every glassblower I've ever met was a complete dick. TPBM has met an inordinate amount of glassblowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True, I blow glass. Tpbm thinks every writer they have met is a complete dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 TRUE. TPBM thinks writing character references for court for old friends is getting a bit tiresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 False Tpbm thinks paying bail/lawyer money for friends is a bit taxing on their drinking habit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 True. Tpbm practices their ait tags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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