aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 true. could go long enough without having the desire to have a single drink, but that still mustve sucked tpbm wore an ecko shirt that said"graffiti changed my life" & thought they were cool, while the kids who became real writer from their school chuckled at their wack shirt False. This reminds me of something that happened last night. Was talkin to this guy I know from a while back and he was going on about how he started rapsprayin by the name "smiliie". I told him what I wrote and he's like "word I've never seen that." I had a good laugh at his expense. :lol: Tpbm tells all their friends that they do hiphop letters to make them think you're badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 false, i do it in the hopes i may catch a commission out of it tpbm was let down again recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 true. false. dont even know anymore tpbm always comes up with great questions for this thread, only to muck it up by the time its being typed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 True. Tpbm's fanny needs a blanket and somebody to spank it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 False, your originality impresses me. Tpbm thinks Snooki's kid is gonna kill himself once he's old enough to take in his life. On some Truman Show type shit f'real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 nah, he'll just be a senseless, cock sucking slob whos completely incapable of introspection, and therefore will feel no shame for their pointless existence.. just like his mother. tpbm is gonna have a small lunch, they need to get in the habit of eating a bunch of small meals through out the day instead of just packing in the calories all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 True actually, allows you to have consistent amounts of energy throughout your day. Tpbm just realized that tpam's screen name is an actual statement and has no relation to Japanese cuisine. (I actually thought it was a Japanese word or something for a long time). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 False, TPBM is disappointed that the person above me chose their screen name to be Albert Hoffman, some Jewish artist instead of Albert Hofmann, discoverer of LSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 True. I realized the mistake literally seconds after I made the account. Fml. Tpbm thinks LSD is bad, mmkay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 False, like all things there is a positive and negative but overall I think that LSD has helped humankind far more than hurt. TPBM will post a link to another forum that they visit along with their username there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 false. i have a pure g account and that's that. tpbm finds this hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Hahah true. Those tears make it. Tpbm has seen sketchier shit than his on the subway: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Saw paramedics bringing up a dude on a stretcher that half assed his suicide attempt by jumping in front of the train halfway down the platform tpbm is required by law to keep at least 100ft away from their local yoga studio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 false, workin on it tpbm would live in miami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 maybe. tpbm got dey shit repoed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 false, id pay them to steal this shit from me, christ. tpbm is freezing right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 naw i'm good tpbm shaves lines in their eyebrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 nah. tpbm sucks butts like liposuction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 true tpbm can keep plants alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 True. About 26 acres worth. TPBM has a weather station to monitor activity at their place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 False, I have skin and my eyes to tell me what the weather is like the person below me is sick and tired of being sick and tired you used to go to bed so high and wired yeah yeah yeah yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 false tpbm has all of their wisdom teeth out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 whats it to ya? tpbm woke up hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 True. Tpbm thinks busters get sprayed rockin high top fades, and backwards kangols with dark ass shades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 true The person below me shoulda married Lennon's daughter yeah yeah yeah yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 No no no noooooo. Tpbm likes nasty shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 false whats it to ya? everything tpbm had good grades in school & has never been suspended, let alone called to the office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 True for the most part, been sent to the office though. That's were I'd work my magic to make the other things true. Tpbm has beat up a security guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 lol.. false tpbm is a human version of omalley the alley cat - livin like a thug where everything is free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 false tpbm sister is a 9+ and they are gonna post pics to prove it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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