theprotester Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 True as the day is long. Hard call. TPBM has to make a hard call today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 false tpbm has an arcade close to their house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 false. fucking love arcades, but theyre obsolete.. tpbm barely sleeps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 false tpbm has pissed in someone's ice tray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm has taken a shit in someone's shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 to be fair, it was in the toilet already tpbm has seen a baby pigeon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true. tpbm has seen squirrel shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 can't say i have tpbm prefers miracle whip to mayo (or mayonnaise style dressing if yer keeping it hood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 FALO. tpbm knows why some shoes come in the wrong box besides the answer of "they're fake" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false tpbm knows someone with a pet rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm has gotten hard at the thought of something nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. the person below me has PORNHUB open in another tab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true, anyone who says otherwise would probably make a good bottled up serial killer. anxiety can cause boners - fuck im slow - false, not watching porn right now tpbm would push a button to save the life of an enemy, knowing that no one would even hear of their noble deed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true. just cuz they are my enemy--doesnt mean they arent someone elses hero tpbm has a ridiculous amount of patience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 True TPBM is all like art of war in their dealings with people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true, I don't trust a soul and everyone has an ulterior motive TPBM eats a lot of fresh avocados but is still pleasantly surprised when picking one that is just right in ripeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm is dirt nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false tpbm likes king of the hell more than family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true that show made me realize how awesome mike judge is Tpbm puked in a bouncy castle at a little kids birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm has salty meat sweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false tpbm thinks starting to jog at a noob level will be good for the body & mind, but is a lazy fuck & have never gotten around to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm likes booty swet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 a bit on the right females tpbm has been to tailand just for sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false tpbm has been to jamaica to visit their boy... and the sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm shoves gerbils up their ass like richard gere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false tpbm smoked alot of newports last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. tpbm can't believe ROBERT ASS IS DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 true tpbm is bouta hook up bacon, eggs and french toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false i should though tpbm takes vitamins for kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 false. used to take resveratrol, just gotta get more tpbm is always late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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