eviltrailer77 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Like fucking macgyver TPBM is oontzing instead of doing important shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 True. Tpbm is a fat bald/balding prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 False. Tpbm would fap right now if it was appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false just woke up dont have morning wood tpbm is a sleep walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false. and true to the fat(ting) balding prick. peanuts make tpbm super gassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 False. i somehow knew either you or eviltrailer would reply to that. Tpbm's knobs on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false tpbm has coin slotted eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 False. Tpbm has been letting the neighbor boy watch when they go to the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false tpbm wishes that, just once, the house across the street that keeps having a new young family move in across the street, would a be a pair of sexy, voluptuous, bisexual latin or black women in their late 30's or early 40's and with a bunch of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 true tpbm is eating soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 False. Tpbm's producer slams doors like BAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false tpbm has a rap song on youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 false tpbm has painted a piece for someone professionally, graff or otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false...couldn't come to an agreement on the amount of arrows required tpbm is looking for ms. right on craigslist casual encounters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 true, you, lol. tpbm likes to pork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 haha "pork" (as a verb) has just been reinstated in my day to day vocabulary tpbm has an ingrown toenail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false but my bosses mom got one before christmas and the infection spread and killed her. tpbm only likes to walk under trees not out in the open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false tpbm is wired on caffeine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 nope, gassy on peanuts. tpbm is perusing ebay for shit they really don't need, but would really enjoy for at least an hour or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false tpbm is sober and broke on friday night hating life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false sober but not hating life tpbm studied today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 True at work learned something new with on the job training. Tpbm wants to smash on one of their moms friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 my mom's 60+ dude so no...but i remember one of her friends was a slam piece years ago tpbm has held a lit roman candle but pussied out and threw it resulting in chaos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false tpbm has touched a giraffe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false...i'm "higher than giraffe pussy" though tpbm hasn't put a bandaid on a wound in god knows how long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 true tpbm will try anything once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Teenage me would say true, that was a long time ago though. False. TPBM is a man of routine and discipline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 true, most of the time tpbm sleeps 5 hours on average Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false...15 tpbm's whole clique is registered sex offenders (not underage shit though cuz thats just wierd) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 false. tpbm thinks if cancer dancer isn't a cop he should post in this handstyle battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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