massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 true. i'm woefully beefless. tpbm thinks ny needs to stop fuckin around and put white castles on every corner and toilets in the subway cars because tpbm doesn't wanna shit their pants again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 False, I don't eat shit food like white castle anymore and false, I'd just drop one right there like this kid. Tpbm is afraid to click that link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false. no shit good shit tpbm eats freezies during winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 True? Not sure what freezies are but I eat otter pops year round Tpbm has no idea what otter pops are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false frozen otter. tpbm tends to worry and exaggerate, becoming jealous at the drop of a dime, wanting to kill all womankind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 just the last part about killing ladies tpbm wants to replace my idle arm for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false tpbm is gonna write an outline for a screenplay now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false i dont have a starbucks around me tpbm has headphones in their ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false. tpbm likes to get drunk and play talcum tag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 half true tpbm has dumped olive oil all over a girls ass cuz they were getting it on in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false though I do like to get drunk Tpbm thinks that I should break into the whiskey to celebrate getting my new job even though i got to be at work at 8am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 depends do u get hangovers? tpbm has bad breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 fuck that. tpbm is battling exhaustion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false i'm drinking mimosas Tpbm can't read above a 6th grade level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 False I can reed rull gud jest me spulling upshitcreek tpbm is stunned at how many fine women are walking past their office this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 not at all. tpbm would watch a porn that i was in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 that's probably true as long as your smashing chicks......I dig the same type chicks you do so /nh tpbm owns a gun and will tell us what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 water. tpbm was bitten by a thirsty worm in a science lab accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false tpbm looked at their pubic hair through a microscope in a science lab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 False Tpbm skipped science class to smoke blunts and hit on that one hot chick and now regrets it since she gave him a nasty case of the crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false. tpbm has laser feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 False? TPBM has only one pair of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false. tpbm calls people all kinds a names tryna hurt they pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false tpbm sees street sign from where they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false Tpbm has power bills in the 1000's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false tpbm has no real debt right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I wish, i'm over 30k in the whole on student loans and have little chance of ever finding a job in my field. Tpbm feels my pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 false tpbm is gonna hook up some eggs after they hook up this outline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 False. Even if i stuttered i would still sh sh shit on tpbm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 true tpbm was worried tpam wasnt gonna write tpbm in their post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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