massgraff Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 nooo. this girl bled through her sweatpants one time in gym class in high school though. lulz were had. tpbm would gift wrap the shit i'm kickin and send it to their mom for christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 False we don't celebrate no santa is a pedophile day in my family Tpbm dumped some chick recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 False, coming up on 6 years this January got me feeling pretty middle aged though. Fucking throw pillows and dust ruffles are not very hip hop. TPBM remembers when the location of pay phones had a effect on where young people hung out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 True Wonders what the fuck when they see someone still walking around with a pager 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 i don't think i've seen a pager since at least like 97/98. tpbm will link us to the last song they listened to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 True, Tpbm bumps country music non stop when driving down the road just to watch people in the hood stare at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 False. TPBM buys his girlfriend whatever she wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 false dont got a girl and if i did id buy her some shit but not everything tpbm know how to read nmr spectroscopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 nope. tpbm thinks i beat that fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 howl yeuh ngga tpbm wreka set wida tek n we aint askin we BLASTIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Now from this you might think the Steele is trife I earn my strife, cuz I deal wit the real in life. tpbm wanna get up and get fucked up Last nigga got up and got shot up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 mess wida wu tanger, ill HANG YA tpbm thinks its fucked up a white dude just said that to a black kid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterpiece Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 t/f... out of context it would be fucked up but whatever, it's rap lyrics tpbm broke up with their girlfriend/boyfriend within the last month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 ha ha ha ha ha ha true AND false. the person below me has had less than 10 cups of coffee this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 True. Tpbm thinks i should start snatchin devils by the hair and cuttin their heads off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 i dont give a flying fuck tpbms poppin in the clip when the wind blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Every 20 minutes got me starin out my window. Has tpbm ever ever ever in their long legged life had a bald headed bitch for their bald headed wife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 nope can't say that I have Tpbm has kicked some chick out at 3 in the morning but been nice enough to give her bus fare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 yes kicked em out at 3 am - no to bus fare. i dont know chicks who need bus fare to get around for the most part TPBM hasnt had anal before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 False, TPBM has negged mclovin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 false I think, who knows maybe? Why should I neg him? Tpbm is having problems with google search today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 false. tpbm's heart is blacker than the cotton fields in the slavery days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 True. Medically. TPBM hates the smell of a hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 false? what do they smell like? tpbm was creating metaphors this morning while i was selecting which credit card to pay for that bitch's breakfast with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Truth. Is like a long day of drinking beer, it's going to come out eventually. TPBM is happy to pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 false. tpbm's rug smells like shit cuz they accidently spilt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 rug smelt like shit before that. tpbm has had their shoes stolen from a house party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 false. tpbm has had their shoes thrown up in at a house party and they put them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 false. tpbm negs mclovin every chance they get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 False. TPBM types in all caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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