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I really like drinking martinis because you get to eat vodka soaked olives with them. One time, I thought I'd save myself some trouble by just dumping the juice out of an olive jar and refilling it with vodka, then letting them soak overnight. The next day I made them into an olive and cheese sandwich (I was poor at the time, obviously) and got the worst stomach ache of my life.

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I really like drinking martinis because you get to eat vodka soaked olives with them. One time, I thought I'd save myself some trouble by just dumping the juice out of an olive jar and refilling it with vodka, then letting them soak overnight. The next day I made them into an olive and cheese sandwich (I was poor at the time, obviously) and got the worst stomach ache of my life.

 

man I hated martinis untill I went to some super yuppie place that had these martinis called "007 martinis" that were grey goose chilled served dirty (with olive juice poured in), bleu cheese stuffed olives, and i would order them extra dirty, extra olives.

 

 

I would get trashed in front of business men off them. I got grey goose, a 2 dollar glass, and a fucking 8$ glass of bleu cheese stuffed olives i bought drunk at the liquor store this week because i never seen bleu cheese stuffed olives and thats hgow you make a 007 martini so i really had no choice since i had like 75$ in ones in my pocket at the time.

 

 

fucking 8$ olives this better rocks. what store sells a martini glass for 2$ and a bottle of olives for 8?

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