Guest shai_hulud Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 If someone had just pointed a gun in my face, I'ed be tyipng liek thatt, to/. Give the guy a break. Oh, and whatever you do, don't shoot her. Pistol whip her, and throw her out into the snow, but don't shoot her. That's disrespectful. Never, ever shoot a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 hahahahahahahaha shai, that made me lols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 ahhh yeah fresh from the shitter... -anyways i knew my thang wasnt loaded because its never loaded. -lumpia pizza sounds nasty. -the granny panty chick (no pics) was a flip and black girl. -i want to kill the bitch but i also wanna smash uno mass. -and speaking of peeing in her butt, she loved it in the butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 so Italians eat dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know... Heath Ledger was found dead earlier. Where was your girl? I'm just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 shoot her in the butt-tocks. then pee in the wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 i dont know, but my flip side does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 wait did homeboy just say he is dating a retarded chick? i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 "shinnie"? + WAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 maybe she wanted some rough sex w/ gun involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Goddamn...I don't know what happened around March 15th, but we fell the fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Next time you cheat on your girlfriend, just do it with a girl who doesn't wear panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 we all got tired of 12oz that day and decided to have a funnelcake convention.... where were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Next time you cheat on your girlfriend, just do it with a girl who doesn't wear panties. spoken words of wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcefedtuna Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 once i went to chill at a friends place for a bit. i get there and he answered the door by pointing a handgun in my face. i then proceeded to bitch him out for how dumb that was of him. well, the trigger lock was on it. but it's the principle of the situation that really matters. am i right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Why does your girl even know where your gun is? For that matter, why does she even know you HAVE a gun? You should be grateful that it wasn't loaded, or you'd be trying to post on 12 oz. via Ouija board. Get rid of this Lorena Bobbitt wannabe trick. Forget the last smash, that's like saying "last run" at the skate park. If there's a way to break your neck while fucking, it'll happen. And put a boot in her arse on the way out. Fuck drawing down on someone when they're asleep. That's fucking wack. Never forgive or forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 well if you guys wanna get at her she shops at forever21 in san francisco. like every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 they where fucking delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 ... the funnel cakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Next time you cheat on your girlfriend, just do it with a girl who doesn't wear panties. how you doin????? Why does your girl even know where your gun is? For that matter, why does she even know you HAVE a gun? You should be grateful that it wasn't loaded, or you'd be trying to post on 12 oz. via Ouija board. Get rid of this Lorena Bobbitt wannabe trick. Forget the last smash, that's like saying "last run" at the skate park. If there's a way to break your neck while fucking, it'll happen. And put a boot in her arse on the way out. Fuck drawing down on someone when they're asleep. That's fucking wack. Never forgive or forget. um... she dont know... so dont tell her... i dont need people snoopin around my spot for weapons.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 yea well just think about it man! i could of been dead right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 forever 21 down by powell? i used to walk by that shit all the time. broads that shop there don't strike me as, umm, worth talking to. most of 'em weren't worth smashing either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Ugly Radio Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 well if you guys wanna get at her she shops at forever21 in san francisco. like every day around what time??? pics plz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 well people of th 0ontzzz here she is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=144726515 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Lewis Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 forever 21 down by powell? i used to walk by that shit all the time. broads that shop there don't strike me as, umm, worth talking to. most of 'em weren't worth smashing either. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huey Lewis Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 damn didnt u see her quote??? loyalty was like #1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You know you done fucked up now right. You know you done fucked up. /Myspace lurkers gonna get up in your kool aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 well if you guys wanna get at her she shops at forever21 in san francisco. like every day Man, that should have been a gigantic, flashing red sign the size of a barn door that said, "HELLO, I LOVE DRAMA AND I'M INSECURE AND WANT TO BE 21 FOREVER!!! LOOK AT ME, I BUY CLOTHES THAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS!!! I'M TRYING MY HARDEST HERE, I'M CUTE, LOOK AT ME!!" Most girls from the City are bad news. The ones that shop at Forever 21...don't get me started. Signed, sealed and delivered, air mail express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 she held a gun to your face cuz she found panties? wifey Word. And she shoulda done herself a favor though and checked to make sure the damn thing was loaded first. Then claimed some shit about you beating her and self defence and yada yada. Seriously though, who the fuck is stupid enough to leave some random bitches panties where his chick is gonna find them? You must be one of them niggas that thrives off drama or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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