Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. where does it say funny besides your post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. "This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. are you retarded, ko sprue guy? My comment in is reference to Dawood's first post/the entire thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. The words beatingg - funny - blame were never written until your account user posted those words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. are you retarded 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. pound ur kids eh as in...smash your kids? hahaha i joke i joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. joking about beating kids isn't really funny. and you're the one who wanted to have 5 kids, so you only have yourself to blame. joking? ha ha..they just got smacked...aaaaaaaah, quiet at last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. i don't think i could ever handle kids and, i foresee the name change "sometimes i want to eat my kids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. joking about beating kids isn't really funny. Nah boo it's funny. You just don't have a sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. No namechange....The mods are on my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. ^^^^^^ Ah ha ha ha ha hah aha ha ha Bump "I sometimes want to pound my kids" But in all fairness, what my big brother did to make sure I got to bed, was tell me that when the lights went out, the R U S's (rodents of unusual size) came out and the only safe place was my bed.... I was like ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. have em all shoot shots of nyquil, that'll hush em up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. I gotta say though catface is right... But theres a difference between beating, and disiplining! And it can be measured in ounces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. Nah boo it's funny. You just don't have a sense of humor. or maybe she never got beat as a kid. (or beat too much) Some people are real touchy feely about beating kids. Now that it's quiet and my brain is out of it's hibernation I can reflect on the wisdom behind a good can of whoop ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. i never got beat when i was a kid, because i never really acted out, because i was too scared of my scary dad to go against anything he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. you should mix up some crushed sleeping pills in a nice warm beverage before bed for them. lights out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. pound ur kids eh as in...smash your kids? Yes. As in ... smash your kids ass for interfering with teh OOONTZ!!! /nopedohomoinsest. /yesbeltspankingviolence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. ^^^^^^ Ah ha ha ha ha hah aha ha ha Bump "I sometimes want to pound my kids" But in all fairness, what my big brother did to make sure I got to bed, was tell me that when the lights went out, the R U S's (rodents of unusual size) came out and the only safe place was my bed.... I was like ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM. sometimes when I want my kids to do something (the ones under 5) and they're not complying, I tell them I'm going to call "the people". I even pick up my phone and have fake conversations with "the people" on occasion. I swear , If I even MENTION the people around my 3 year old , he gets shook. My 5 year old is starting to get hip, but it still works for the 3 year old and it's a lot of fun. "uh, ok..I'm just going to have to call the people" and he's like "no don't call the people"...I'm like "you sure I don't have to call them?" he's all "no, don't call them" I'm like, "ok...now go brush your teeth..time for bed" "oookaaay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. hahaha "the people". my parents used to do that to me. "we're gonna call "the man" to take you away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. here's the key right before it gets bed time make them burn the energy with some sort of physical activity. whatever they like doing, shit have a wwf wrestling match around that time so that they have no energy left to mess around at night. either that or feed them something that will knock them out. but its winter man. kids get cabin fever from not doing too much at recess time but dont pound them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mince Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. my dad would put milk in the microwave and make me drink it, he claimed that it had calming effects, but im pretty sure looking back it was just because it was so nasty and not worth waking him up for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. I'm amazed by how sensitive some people get about beating children I can't even imagine the kind of complete fucking asshole I would have been if it wasn't for being scared of a backhand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. i never got beat when i was a kid, because i never really acted out, because i was too scared of my scary dad to go against anything he said That doesn't even make sense. He obviously beat you at least once to leave that kind of a lasting impression on you. Being scared of an ass whooping is a learned behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. but dont pound them. too late. actually only one of them got it...my 3 year old got the spankola because he was pushing the limits, but he's only 3 so he didn't get the hammer..just a few pow pow's on his backside. he didn't even cry, he just got the picture and went to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. remember Cheech and Chong's album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. yeah...the one where he's like...Don't answer the phone, man...it might be bugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. I sure as fuck got my ass beat when I was a kid sometimes for dumb shit I was scared shitless of my pops until I was about 21 thats when I started fighting back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. sometimes when I want my kids to do something (the ones under 5) and they're not complying, I tell them I'm going to call "the people". I even pick up my phone and have fake conversations with "the people" on occasion. I swear , If I even MENTION the people around my 3 year old , he gets shook. My 5 year old is starting to get hip, but it still works for the 3 year old and it's a lot of fun. "uh, ok..I'm just going to have to call the people" and he's like "no don't call the people"...I'm like "you sure I don't have to call them?" he's all "no, don't call them" I'm like, "ok...now go brush your teeth..time for bed" "oookaaay" LOL! My parents use to pull that only they said they were calling Santa to tell him that I'm being bad. :biglaugh: Not for nothing though, but I'm not sure if that's fucked up or a good thing for you to get your youngins all paranoid of the man. Especially being as your Muslim in post 911 America and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. ha ha..yeah...they grow out of it. My parents never told me santa was an actual real person. I always knew santa was fake and I was that little kid that spoiled it for everyone in school..haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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