Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 It's mostly the boys. At bedtime. They think bedtime is the best time to be thirsty, need to go to the bathroom, pull out all the toys, come downstairs 10 times asking if they can sleep in eachothers rooms, be loud, fight, flick the lights on and off endlessly, come downstairs telling on eachother all night. "Ibrahim farted and and then put his butt on me" "Ayyub keeps putting his feet on me" etc etc. They're trying my patience right now and I'm about to hurt them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. This is what happens when you have mad kids. You just gotta deal with it. Don't pound them for being kids. Maybe lose your temper and scream at them to give them the fear of being pounded. If that don't work and they keep testing you, then by all means... pound away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. theyre just trying to do everything in their power not to go to sleep. my suggestion is get them very tired during the day (running,basketball,trips to the park whatever)...and when bed time hits...they'll be out with a quickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. agreed, just remember when you were there and what did your dad do to make you chill? Do that. If it was pounding, then do it. If it worked it worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. sometimes i want to cut up certain members of my family with an ax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. Yea, what DAO said. I think you would rather join in on their fun if you could but you need relax time from supporting them and set a good example. Think of it like this, when your too old and have to live with them you can get your payback when they are tired and ready to chill. That's when you announce your depends need some log removal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. chopping is more the action and result of using an ax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. they take turns telling me the other ones are keeping them up.....they want me to pound them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. Think of it like this, when your too old and have to live with them you can get your payback when they are tired and ready to chill. That's when you announce your depends need some log removal. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. i can see the thread title change now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. make them patch some holes in the wall or fix the fence to make them tired of being awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. nah, I'm usually cool ,but damn...it's 10pm you little maniacs. I'M TRYING TO POST ON 12OZ. IN PEACE, DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. they take turns telling me the other ones are keeping them up.....they want me to pound them Just tell them that the next one you hear a peep from gets a spanking. Or if they're old enough, the belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. sing to them dawood sing to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. nah, I'm usually cool ,but damn...it's 10pm you little maniacs. I'M TRYING TO POST ON 12OZ. IN PEACE, DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel you on that. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. make them patch some holes in the wall or fix the fence to make them tired of being awake. that's a good idea, the older ones are chill, it's the 2 young ones that are cuttin' up. I should put them outside in the cold for a few minutes....hold on brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. Ah yes the belt, one sound of my dad cracking the belt quited things down well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. chopping is more the action and result of using an ax. point taken. ok, chop up certain members of my family with an ax and then cut up those pieces with a knife. like my resume says: i'm detailed oriented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. make them chop wood in their PJs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. TOES NUMB YET LIL MAN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. interesting, no pun intended on your account username Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. do what bill paxton did to his kid in fraility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat My dad wouldnt beat me. He would take his index and middle finger and slap me across the lips when I started getting dumb. He make them go slack at the last second so it would sting. So try that. It doesnt hurt real bad but it gets the point across. Stop fucking around or youll get 2 across the lips/nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. they're quieting down now, but on the reel to reel....having 5 kids is drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. Ah yes the belt, one sound of my dad cracking the belt quited things down well. Yeeep..My lil girl caught it only one time in her short life..that was more than enough..When ever shes misbehaving as soon as she hears the belt, she quits her acting.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. point taken. ok, chop up certain members of my family with an ax and then cut up those pieces with a knife. like my resume says: i'm detailed oriented. O C D now I know what C means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. but just in case... he sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. That's true DAD talk right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. joking about beating kids isn't really funny. and you're the one who wanted to have 5 kids, so you only have yourself to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: sometimes I want to pound my kids. blame for what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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